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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It drove ITSELF into the swamp!

besides, I think I lost my pen, too. 

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I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air, you telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?

If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like Grim Death! Which is not far off, by the way.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

They don’t just overcook a hamburger, Jerry. 

You ever have an Ostrich burger?  

My contention?  

Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

Ew, Mr. Apple. You have a brown spot!

'Oh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good.'

This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three lives.

I like to encourage intruders.  

now listen to me I’ve got a great idea now you’re a heavy sleeper right?  why don’t we just switch apartments?

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny. 

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now listen to me I’ve got a great idea now you’re a heavy sleeper right?  why don’t we just switch apartments?


*cough* Vile Weed!

...Quick! Honey Mustard!

Das kaffes e un ensalat gran por favor

Hey, those Azaleas are really coming in...

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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george costanza, doing keto before it was trendy. 

 I didn’t get any Bread

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 I didn’t get any Bread

just forget it, let it go. 

NOSOUPFORYOU! NEEXXT! Haha getit? Likethe soupnazi? From Seinfeld. I love that show. No soup for you! Haha!

Look George, it's a Pierre CAR-DAN.

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We’re going to a catered affair 

2 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

Quick for a catered affair.

what does this mean?  I've never heard/read that quote before.  

Mind blown!  Never remembered that scene where they get home.  I could have used that too...the other night after my wife's book club.  

She's sporting a Larry Fine! 

I’ll wager his parents are more pure than yours. 

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