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#1851

How come the tomato never caught on as a handfruit?  

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#1852

 But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man. 

Then each of us would only have be like a half man.

That sounds about right! 

#1858
On 5/16/2019 at 10:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

George: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life.

problem?

#1860

It's whatever Jerry wants...

#1862
11 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

"This never happened."

#1869
3 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


Cellphones change everything in the Seinfeld Universe.

 

Well, everything but that joke because it was about a cell phone call. 

#1870

...which is why I made the comment about cellphones, and it’s from the final episode.

 

2019 - Need to call someone grieving in the hospital, better get a land line installed at the house, wouldn’t want the old 5G or WiFi to interfere with call clarity and cause a faux pas

 

#1871

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

#1872
10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

I remember when my dad got a car phone in the early 90s.  It was bolted to the interior and was as big as a normal landline phone.  It was awesome.

#1873

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

#1874
On 5/24/2019 at 8:33 AM, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

listen, there’s a pair of gloves in the glove compartment...

#1875
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

I could have killed you and no one would have known. 

#1877

We'll set up specific appointments.  Like doctors.  Heck, if they can do it, why can't we?  

#1881

But, what is this red dot?  

#1885

What're you talking about?  Jerry can loan you the money!  

#1889

Or what about, Joe Pepitone Day?

#1891

Is that Danny Tartabull?  

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