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 But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man. 

Then each of us would only have be like a half man.

That sounds about right! 

On 5/16/2019 at 10:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

George: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life.

problem?

It's whatever Jerry wants...

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

11 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

"This never happened."

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Cellphones change everything in the Seinfeld Universe.

 

Well, everything but that joke because it was about a cell phone call. 

...which is why I made the comment about cellphones, and it’s from the final episode.

 

2019 - Need to call someone grieving in the hospital, better get a land line installed at the house, wouldn’t want the old 5G or WiFi to interfere with call clarity and cause a faux pas

 

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

I remember when my dad got a car phone in the early 90s.  It was bolted to the interior and was as big as a normal landline phone.  It was awesome.

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

On 5/24/2019 at 8:33 AM, Lobo said:

There were a handful of other cellular phone references in the show, but not many.  And they were mainly about car phones.  Which I guess back then, was a big difference.  

listen, there’s a pair of gloves in the glove compartment...

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

I could have killed you and no one would have known. 

We'll set up specific appointments.  Like doctors.  Heck, if they can do it, why can't we?  

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But, what is this red dot?  

Oh but I didn't want the change Georgie.  I wanted the cashmere.

What're you talking about?  Jerry can loan you the money!  

You know the thing is I kind of promised the widow Mantle that I would name my baby Seven.

Or what about, Joe Pepitone Day?

I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings that have been initiated by george costanza. 

Is that Danny Tartabull?  

The two newest wells our client is going to drill are named "Frightened Turtle" and "Soup at Mindy's".

"Why would anyone come here if they had a pony?  Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?"

The best part of that scene is Elaine sitting at a shorter table. Cracks me up every time. 

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