April 23, 20187 yr Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour. Jerry: You’re serious? Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship. Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.
April 23, 20187 yr Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."
April 26, 20187 yr Fell off the first page. I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.
April 26, 20187 yr it’s eight o’clock in the morning. what the hell is going on? -breakfast! I gotta be at brandt-leland by nine.
April 26, 20187 yr Well, of course they're trying to screw you. What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything. Nobody knows. "By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." "Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well, you better put one of those on."
April 27, 20187 yr KRAMER What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland? LELAND Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks. KRAMER Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes.. LELAND No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all.. I don't know what this is supposed to be! KRAMER Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead.. LELAND Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on. KRAMER But I don't even really work here! LELAND That's what makes this so difficult.
April 27, 20187 yr Quote But I don't even really work here! I use this quote often. This is in my top 5 Seinfeld moments.
April 27, 20187 yr Quote Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead.. This is one of my go-to lines. Also, Son of Dad...kind of a catch all.
April 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: This is one of my go-to lines. Also, Son of Dad...kind of a catch all. headzo... the denogginizer...
April 29, 20187 yr By the way Jerry, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me... (hadn't seen/though about that episode in 15 years probably. but yesterday my in-laws were describing this swap-meet in their village where they buy their neighbors broken junk at Memorial Day and fix it up to sell to other neighbors on Labor Day---I just looked at my wife in awe and thought, "That's a fucking Kramer subplot if I ever heard one." She was actually amused) Edited April 29, 20187 yr by Lobo
April 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Lobo said: By the way Jerry, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me... (hadn't seen/though about that episode in 15 years probably. but yesterday my in-laws were describing this swap-meet in their village where they buy their neighbors broken junk at Memorial Day and fix it up to sell to other neighbors on Labor Day---I just looked at my wife in awe and thought, "That's a fucking Kramer subplot if I ever heard one." She was actually amused) they live in a village? where?
April 30, 20187 yr The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
May 1, 20187 yr Calm down, now. Calm down. Don't worry, we'll take care of you. This farm ain't much, but uh, you're welcome to what we have. Hot bath, hearty meal, clean bed.Just have one rule. Keep your hands off my daughter.
May 1, 20187 yr Jimmy: "Hey look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality ... Jimmy's happy for Hank." Elaine: "Elaine once tried to convert one but Elaine's not going through that again."
May 2, 20187 yr Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist... They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.
May 2, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, futureman said: boutros boutros ghali Definitely my favorite way to refer to tits. I use it often, even if I just think it.
May 2, 20187 yr On 4/27/2018 at 10:32 AM, Sbbruin said: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS. The wife and I have been on a bit of a Trivial Pursuit kick the past couple of months. I use this one a bit too much.
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