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12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Well, why am I watching it?

because it’s on tv!

Poor Lilly. 

George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs.

Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs.

George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor--

And you call that the Tractor Story?

Just get a little nervous on the weekends, that’s all. 

Merlot?  I've never heard of it, did they just invent it? 

You mean, you hunt it?  

You wanna be a ball man? Go ahead, break the ball barrier.

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On 7/6/2019 at 9:11 AM, Lobo said:

Merlot?  I've never heard of it, did they just invent it? 

I live for Merlot!

They’re so sensitive.  

I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

You cry.  And then you, cry again...

You want a kidney?  Cause I’ll give it to ya!  I’ll rip it out right here and smack it on the table!

Elaine: Listen, lemme ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?

Jerry: It means he's lying.

Why didn't you get the big one?  

It's just a matter of common courtesy. When you come in the house you wipe your wheels. 

Never noticed that before, when George puts his hand over his mouth and looks down at the table, then for a millisecond, looks up at Jerry again.  He's about to crack up.  They spit takes and ketchup ejaculate takes need the most time in production.  

I should be loaning you money...but I'm not! 

Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?
What's your position?
I am an associate.
Hey, me too.
Yeah, me too.

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