Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Mr. Marbles? 

  • Replies 9.6k
  • Views 525.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

What's that about ladies frames?  

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

What's that about ladies frames?  

My go to anytime my wife says something I didn’t hear. 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My go to anytime my wife says something I didn’t hear. 

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

On 7/19/2019 at 12:31 PM, Lobo said:

My wife and I use that shocked Kramer voice, "What, when?"   It's so much of a part of our weekly vocabulary, I honestly don't even remember what episode it's from.  

maybe when jerry tells kramer that elaine will meet them for lunch and kramer is miffed that darren hasn’t informed him of this new development. 

You'll have visions!

Goddammit, I had one and then...

"Well, look who's here...Silicon Valley."

Lulz, I forgot what I was going to say. 

the andrea doria collided with the stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the coast of nantucket. 

 

 

63 years ago today. 

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Jane's finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?

I don’t know. 

Have you met my fiancé?

also, my fiance died from licking toxic invitations that I picked out.  

On July 29, 2019 at 8:29 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I have lost my fiance, the poor baby.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby. 

they are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. 

I make more money than you do...

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I make more money than you do...

gimme the papers, I’ll sign ‘em!

...I coined the expression, "Pardon my French."  

Edited by Lobo

On 5/9/2018 at 9:00 PM, futureman said:

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

Four hours in this chop, and I’m a full inch taller!

Edited by Lobo

The man was obsessed with lactating women.  They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese. 

Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

I’m never gonna have a child.  if I lose this froggah high score, that’s it for me. 

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes! Yes, we did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something....there isn't.

Such an amazing scene.

 

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea!

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wife and I are in NY where there are plenty of Seinfeld reminders everywhere we go. She’s pretty sick of the quotes already. 

Gregory Peck's bicycle?  Barbara Mandrell's skateboard?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.