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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gregory Peck's bicycle?  Barbara Mandrell's skateboard?

get outta the car!!

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JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?

KRAMER: Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You're very lithe, aren't you?

very graceful. 

His buttocks are sublime.  

When Kramer slides off that curved wall and falls to the ground, the bronzer he's wearing leaves a stain on the wall. 

 

^ oh man...that’s precious!

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it. 

Yeah, nobody ever got shot in the city.  

Nah, nah.  It's for circus elephants.  

That's right! Do you want me to say it again? I'll say it again! I hadn't had a pimple since I was eighteen and I don't care that you don't believe me or not!  And how's this? You're fired! Okay you're not. I am just a little hungry.

 Hello ma? It's me. Guess where I am. In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it? Alright, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you! How's this? I'm never telling you! I don't care! No! Fine! Never!!

hello, marjorie?  george costanza.  how are ya, sweetheart?  listen, could you give mr thomassoulo a message for me?  if he needs me tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE!!

“You wanted to see me, Mr, Steinbrenner?”

“Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the word around the office is that you're a Communist.”

“Communist? I’m a Yankee sir, first and foremost.”


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Why didn’t you take your car?

Ah, the steering wheel fell off. I don’t know where it is.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

see, you wanna keep the big bills on the outside. 

That’s a five!

You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

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How'd you get the set in here?  

I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, and then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Superbowl sex romp!

Yeah, but it's right downtown

Just chiming in to say I won a Seinfeld trivia last night at a local establishment.  I am now 2/2 in that department.

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was said establishment?  Gary's Old Town Tavern?  

Hop Sing's

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You below 86th.  Street itself is boundary.  

If we deliver to you, then what? Eighty-fifth Street, Wall Street, Mexico, Eighty-fourth Street?

...well a lot of it is vegetables

On 8/11/2019 at 8:11 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

When Kramer slides off that curved wall and falls to the ground, the bronzer he's wearing leaves a stain on the wall. 

 

The redhead in this clip is my sister's best friend.  I've known her since I was a little kid.  /csb.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just chiming in to say I won a Seinfeld trivia last night at a local establishment.  I am now 2/2 in that department.

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve never done this, but I’ve always thought I would win if I did.  I hope I never I meet you in the ring, though. 

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It was a team of 3 of us and this was actually some REALLY hard stuff.  There were about 10 teams total, but only about 3 of them were ever really in the discussion.  The first one we won was a 55 team field.  That was wild.

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

On 8/20/2019 at 6:24 PM, futureman said:

what’s an example of a really hard question?  you remember any?

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

 

 

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Name of the bad breaker upper?

Name of the Beautiful Lineswoman?

Who gave Kramer the video camera in the episode where George uses the bald cream?

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh damn, those are tricky.  I’m 0-for-3

The names of one-episode characters are really hard.  I'd say as a team we probably ended up with around 70% and that was enough to win.

 Yep I fully concede    

 The character names of some of those one off girlfriends and boyfriends that appear in maybe three scenes with seven total  Lines of dialogue ,  that’s damn near impossible     

 But a pro tip for those trivia organizers ———— The diehard fans didn’t watch that show for the names of the tertiary characters .     That’s for Game of Thrones dorks    

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