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your friend seth, he stopped by. 

-oh yeah?  what did he have to sa—

HE WAS FIRED. 

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Not fast food.  good food, quickly.  

remember Poli-Sci?  How many of those did we go to?  

he was buying quite a load of chicken, almost enough for two people, as long as one of them’s not him. 

Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh please don't tell me you love me Jerry, I can't take it.

Props for putting a quote with that gif. Well done.

jerry seinfeld applause GIF

Oh, it’s a scene man.   It’s a scene. 

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

that looked like milk to me!

 you’re a heavy sleeper, why don’t we just switch apartments. 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is "she"?

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

I always felt the series could have used some more episodes with Sue Ellen, if you know what I mean.

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

Does she wear a bra?

Two cups in the front.   Three hooks in the back. 

59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

100% lycra-spandex. 

Get outta here, lycra-spandex.

you ask me to get a pair of underwear, i'm back in two seconds.

I'm sure it's somewhere in the last 42 pages, but this is one of my absolute favorites.

 

She's deceased.  (looks up)

Aunt baby is probably my favorite George and Estelle scene. 

Your Uncle Moe died a young man.  

How do you know we're not together?  Two guys, sittin', laughin', drinking Champagne Coolies?

Oh, they were all like that!

I have many gay friends.  My father’s gay 

alright look, you wanna have sex right now?  do you wanna have sex with me right now??  let’s go!

 I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.

You're *gay*?

Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.

each crepe has to be hand-ROLLED by a Mandelbaum 

you wouldn’t be tryin to sell old earl haffler dominicans in a cuban wrapper, now would ya?

Uh, Dwayne! 

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