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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Uh, Dwayne! 

get the hell outta my office. 

Edited by futureman

4 posts in the last 2 weeks?

I try to take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

On 9/15/2019 at 1:58 PM, Biff Tannen said:

4 posts in the last 2 weeks?

I try to take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

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17 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

Well your mother must be very proud.

Because of the panties your mother laid out for you?

The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story, otherwise it's just masturbation.

Ya got eleven minutes?

sure, I’m not funny anymore, but there’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

He's so dark and disturbed...

Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

I go out for a quart of milk, I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park. 

Elaine: Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. I've never had food ordered in advance before.

Jerry: Ah, I could've stayed home and ordered a pizza from Paccino's.

I think we all know the combination to that vault. 

somethin’s not sittin’ right...

I’ll have the clams casino!

I know who's cooking tonight...Paco!  Incoming! 

Hi Joe....just getting some fruit for myself...gotta have it in the house.


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2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Hi Joe....just getting some fruit for myself...gotta have it in the house.

I like it as a snack. wholesome, natural, chock full of vitamins. 

Fruit's a gamble...I know that going in

I didn't get any bread.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You're BANNED!

I can’t buy mangoes and plantains?

What about my feelings?  Don't my feelings count for anything?  Oh, only the poor monkey's important!  Everything has to be done for the monkey!

Double-Zero?  

It's crispy-crisp! 

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Bottles in the heat.

it’s unbelievable!

But I will have to see this hat 

On 3/29/2018 at 11:25 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Thanks Elaine!  You're such a super lady!

Just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay . . .

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3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I gotta shirt going for 10 minutes, at 325.

what’s wrong with your oven?

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