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get the swordfish.  best swordfish in the city, the best, jerry!

-I’ll have the salmon. 

On 8/23/2019 at 10:34 AM, Lobo said:

Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

Sounds about like our house.  I kind of think that if my wife didn’t pick up on all of my many Seinfeld quotes throughout the day, and not just pick up on them, but in most cases, reply with the next line without missing a beat, I’m not sure I could have married her.  I’d be walking around issuing jokes for an audience of 1 all day and she’d likely be walking around thinking I was crazy for it.  I just don’t see how it would work.

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

I kind of think that if my wife didn’t pick up on all of my many Seinfeld quotes throughout the day, and not just pick up on them, but in most cases, reply with the next line without missing a beat, I’m not sure I could have married her.  

I briefly dated a girl last year (I was 34, she 46) who was like this.  pretty cute, good sense of humor, and could go toe-to-toe with me on seinfeld lines and curb, too.  if she was a dozen years younger I might have proposed. 

Just now, futureman said:

I briefly dated a girl last year (I was 34, she 46) who was like this.  pretty cute, good sense of humor, and could go toe-to-toe with me on seinfeld lines and curb, too.  if she was a dozen years younger I might have proposed. 

rules

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

rules

hey, a rule is a rule.  and let’s face it: without rules, there’s chaos. 

 

but then, I was never that big on creeds...

Well if we're going to be here til all hours of the night can we at least get some food?

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

morty.  you’re out. 

7 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

Ah-ha...but you did not give them away!  

kruger would never allow two kokos.

-sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship. 

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black.  Or whatever the bad one is.

Not if you could see our books. 

I’m just gonna give little jerry a bath. 

-kramer?  be careful. 

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!

Is that good?

I don't know.

I love the Kramer was blown away by the fact that it was a rooster and not an egg laying hen.  But he had no problem naming what he thought was a female, Little Jerry Seinfeld.  
 

And as we know, this is the third Seinfeld  episode that deals with the myriad genders of chickens.  And as we know when you can do three episodes like that that is the ultimate trifecta.  And that’s when the real syndication money comes rolling in

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I love the Kramer was blown away by the fact that it was a rooster and not an egg laying hen.  But he had no problem naming what he thought was a female, Little Jerry Seinfeld.  
 

And as we know, this is the third Seinfeld  episode that deals with the myriad genders of chickens.  And as we know when you can do three episodes like that that is the ultimate trifecta.  And that’s when the real syndication money comes rolling in

what’s the third?  other than this one and “that’s perverse”

You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat
just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And with Darren's help we'll GET that chicken.

yo fly’s open.

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot.

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

who’s your favorite chess player?

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Sven-Ghali !?!

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Costanza is in the building!

Why would George steal from the Yankees?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't really know what the hell's going on here.

It's the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy.

Right, because I’m the janitor?

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't read in the bathroom.

Well aren't you something?

george’s delivery of this line is pure gold. 

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