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6 minutes ago, futureman said:

george’s delivery of this line is pure gold. 

I use it probably weekly

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you want me to take an overview?  I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.  that’s my overview. 

On 10/7/2019 at 8:57 PM, futureman said:

who’s your favorite chess player?

Nastercoff?

Yeah sure, give me the number papers...I’m crazier than you. 

You should hear the way he talks to waitresses...he gets free pie!

New intra-thread game:

who said it, joker or someone on Seinfeld?

 

”I like to encourage intruders.”

Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner .

It's a page number.

Well , I can't crack this one.

Ow! You broke my dental plate!  Doris! He broke my dental plate. You son-of-a-bitch!

51 people?  That's it?  How many do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

3 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

Ow! You broke my dental plate!  Doris! He broke my dental plate. You son-of-a-bitch!

STELLA!!!!

19 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

51 people?  That's it?  How many do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.

Well, it’s been a week. It’s up to the cat now. 

kramer and that other guy, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!!

 

Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I - I learned a lot. Things are gonna be different for me now.

Well that’s a weird thing to say.

oh I see, so you’re his mana-

uh NEIGH-bor, that’s right. 

Is that Danny Tartabull?

 

Alright, I’m killing time waiting to get a ride back to Austin.  
 

intra thread detour.  Without google, name all the yankee players either mentioned on the show or that did cameos.  Bonus rep for the one guy who played for both franchises.  

58 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Alright, I’m killing time waiting to get a ride back to Austin.  
 

intra thread detour.  Without google, name all the yankee players either mentioned on the show or that did cameos.  Bonus rep for the one guy who played for both franchises.  

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

You wanna talk about hotels or you wanna win some ballgames?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

I thought it was Anaheim?  

All I can think of during this ALCS was posted above with Costanza warning that no Yankee will ever be coming to Houston.  But they did, and I think they will tomorrow.  And it's not great for 'em Mr. Wilhelm!  

you wanna talk about hotels?  or you wanna win some ballgames?

We won the World Series.  

19 hours ago, futureman said:

are you the guy who put us in that ramada in milwaukee?

The Anaheim Hotel?  You may want to reconsider.  I believe they only have food service until 10:00pm and then it's only finger foods.  

these beans are pretty good.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

these beans are pretty good.

twenty minutes. 

Jerry: "He was not the summer you. Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk,
the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris."
George: "I made him up."
Jerry: "So you never saw Last Tango in Paris?"
George: "No."
Jerry: "Too bad. It was erotic."

I put a six-hour tape in.  that should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. 

Hi it's George!  George Constanza...remember me?  The guy who didn't come up for coffee.  You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean, well, whatever."

(beep), "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza.  George is dead.  Call be back." (beep) 

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