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oh, right, you can’t run for condo president because you were impeached at the other condo. 

He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes.  Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

Another common phrase in my household.  Just about every time I tell Mrs Landomatic that I need to talk to her about something, she responds with “suicide talk or nickname talk”

7 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

Another common phrase in my household.  Just about every time I tell Mrs Landomatic that I need to talk to her about something, she responds with “suicide talk or nickname talk”

I dated a girl once who was a seinfeld quote factory like that.  she was awesome.  probably would’ve married her if she wasn’t 12 years my senior.  you got a good thing going there. 

When I'm watching our 7 month old, I try to keep the TV off.  But invariably I have something on the tube when the wife comes home and all I can say to her is "They're Cuban cigar rollers.  Don't tell your mother."  My wife now replies with, "What color is your shirt?"  And the baby starts giggling along with us, it's the cutest damn thing.  

Cuban cigars are illegal in this country, Jerry!  

I think so.  
 

and which clinic was that again?

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

I dated a girl once who was a seinfeld quote factory like that.  she was awesome.  probably would’ve married her if she wasn’t 12 years my senior.  you got a good thing going there. 

Funny, mine is 8 years older.  Married her anyway.  Seems to be working so far.  But that’s probably just because I’m so mature.

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

I think so.  
 

and which clinic was that again?

That's correct.

Alright I'm canceling the father son picnic!  I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad!

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So we're just a couple of white people?

so do you wanna go to the gap?

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alright I'm canceling the father son picnic!  I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad!

We should be having dinner with our sons! 

theyre all twix!!!

TWIXXXXX!!!!!!

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

If anyone should be rolling their eyes, it's ME... at HIM... about YOU!

Excuse me!    I have the window.

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

If anyone should be rolling their eyes, it's ME... at HIM... about YOU!

Watched this episode last night.  Always loved her delivery.

I don’t explain them, Mr. Seinfeld, I just exterminate them.


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that’s what we used to call him in high school, the exterminator.  he was a linebacker, oh boy...

On 11/22/2019 at 11:13 PM, NorthLoop said:

What'd you do with my clothes?!

lousy moth-ridden crap

It’s a Pierre Cardin!

Wife got me a pierre cardin tie one year just so I could do that. She’s a keeper. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Wife got me a pierre cardin tie one year just so I could do that. She’s a keeper. 

How have you not reciprocated and gifted her a $15 Pierre Cardin perfume?  Makes a perfect stocking stuffer this Christmas, it's topical, humorous, and shows you think about her and your shared interests the other 364 days of the year.  Then surprise her on the 25th and tell her no need to prepare a meal and clean the kitchen because,

"We're going to a catered affair!"  

On 11/22/2019 at 6:38 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Watched this episode last night.  Always loved her delivery.

Listen, NATASHA...

What the hell do i care about Al Joelson?

Are those new sneakers?  

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