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So I said to him: Arthur, Artie come on, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title; The life of a salesman. That's what people want to see.
 

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Enough with the bar already...

there is a lot of this (insert gif here) in tap dancing. 

In happen to know for a fact that In social situations, he was called ‘maestro’ 

In the interest of gamesmanship about whose S.O. embraced their love of Seinfeld more, after we put a billiard table in our home years ago...my wife hand-painted a sign that said, "The Place to Be...", attached a couple of hooks to it, left a pants hanger dangling on it, and surprised me with it one day after work.  It the most beautiful accessory in our home for many years until we sold the table.  Never did get that tray of Budweiser beers for me and my friends though.  

That montage of them trying to make shots is still maybe the best physical-comedy "scene" in the history of the show.  Because Frank Costanza,

You did all of this, for a pinkie toe?

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I have some literature in my trunk 

Well I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere there were two women living together.

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Pastrami.  

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Santa is not a commie!

On Prancer on Dasher, on Donna

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Pastrami.  

Yeah, that's what you did.

Damn you, Seinfeld...you useless pustule!

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well, the tomato’s an anomaly.  so successful with the ketchup and the sauce, but you can’t find a good one. 

You were...thinking of staying here?

22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

So Biff wants to be a buff

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

So Biff wants to be a buff

Avatar checks out. 

^
Which episode is that from?  

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

^
Which episode is that from?  

The Junior Mints episode.

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

^
Which episode is that from?  

 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

The Junior Mints episode.

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

I can't get this damn thing to sleep.

This is Central Park, it was designed in 1850 by Joe Peppitone. 

"...So the Union Army could practice fighting on grass."

bonus question---Joe Pepitone (a rather pedestrian Yankee for just 7 seasons hitting .252) is referred to once by Kramer on the Handsome Carriage ride (referenced in above post).

He's mentioned two other times on the show...can you name 'em?  

 

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I believe he mentions him when describing his short lived stint at the fantasy camp. 

Snapple?  

No!  Too fruity...

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

I only saw Home Alone 2.  I hated it...I didn't know what was going on.

 

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

"...So the Union Army could practice fighting on grass."

bonus question---Joe Pepitone (a rather pedestrian Yankee for just 7 seasons hitting .252) is referred to once by Kramer on the Handsome Carriage ride (referenced in above post).

He's mentioned two other times on the show...can you name 'em?  

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe he mentions him when describing his short lived stint at the fantasy camp. 

Yes, he was crowding the plate.  Kramer had to plunk him, leading to the brawl where Kramer punched Mickey Mantle.

The other was when George suggested Joe Pepitone day at Yankee stadium. 

I was thinking that he was also mentioned in the episode where George loses his Phil Rizzuto keychain in a filled in pothole but google shows me I was mistaken on that one.

46 minutes ago, WBT said:

I only saw Home Alone 2.  I hated it...I didn't know what was going on.

 

 

Yes, he was crowding the plate.  Kramer had to plunk him, leading to the brawl where Kramer punched Mickey Mantle.

The other was when George suggested Joe Pepitone day at Yankee stadium. 

I was thinking that he was also mentioned in the episode where George loses his Phil Rizzuto keychain in a filled in pothole but google shows me I was mistaken on that one.

Well done, I'm 95% sure he wasn't mentioned in "The Pothole" episode, but yeah--the 3 are fantasy camp, George at the Yankee exec. meeting, and on the Manhattan carriage tour. 

Really not bad for a Yankee who was never really that big a deal.  As much as I hate the Yanks, to be fair to them, even with their "also-ran" personnel mentioned on the show, you could still populate an all-star team just with Seinfeld players. 

Danny Tartabull '93 in RF.  Mantle in LF, DiMaggio in CF.  Fuck Pepitone, had no arm.  Mattingly in 1b, split pants and all.  Jeter talked on the show, but he was never mentioned by name (IIRC), so he's at SS.  Need a 3b, 2b, and a C.  Pitching can be dealt with later, as I have to get off the toilet now.  Thanks.

Hidecki Irabu (with Frank Costanza pronunication) as starting pitcher.

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