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#2551

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way.

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#2552

Instead, there's a pole.  It requires no decoration.  I find tinsel distracting.

#2553

Can anybody name the 10 attendees of festivus dinner?

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Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Frank, Estelle, Kruger, Two-face, the two off-track betting guys

 

#2554
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can anybody name the 10 attendees of festivus dinner?

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Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Frank, Estelle, Kruger, Two-face, the two off-track betting guys

 

I'm a man.

#2555
43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The government has been experimenting with pig men since the 60s!

 Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.

#2558

The poor man's Jack Black?  because the main bookmaker won a fucking Tony.  

#2559

Or maybe it was a Pulitzer.  It was something serious. 

anyway, long day at work and wrapping shit.   So I say to those of you who look through the bullshit and see the little things this time of year...

happy festivus to all and to all a good night

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#2565

KAY-U-GER!  KAY-U-GER!  

#2568

No wine?  GET OUT! 

#2570

Need a surly ruling.  Staying at a friend's ranch house over the holidays.  Typical first couple days in a new place and don't really have a handle on what all they have and what all we need to get.  One of the things we're missing is some kind of scrub brush or whatever to clean dishes.  Fine, put it on the list for the next time we're at a store.  About day three, I find one of those generic green and yellow scrub sponges kind of hidden under the sink.  Wife goes to do dishes that night and notices and says, "Oh wow, where'd you get this sponge?"  Of course my reply was, "I bought a whole case of them from the pharmacy because I heard they quit making them."  My otherwise very Seinfeld in-tune wife looks at me like I have 3 heads and says, "What are you talking about?"  Now, it's the holidays so I held off on divorcing her on the spot.  But should I start the process now or should I just let her off with a stern warning?  Never been so disappointed in her.

#2571

So your friend is sponge-worthy?  Pics??

#2574
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you're looking for cleaning utensils, check under the sink on day one. 

We did.  It was hidden behind a box of trash bags.

#2576

Holy Cow!  

#2578

I don't know anything about that...

#2579
6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Need a surly ruling.  Staying at a friend's ranch house over the holidays.  Typical first couple days in a new place and don't really have a handle on what all they have and what all we need to get.  One of the things we're missing is some kind of scrub brush or whatever to clean dishes.  Fine, put it on the list for the next time we're at a store.  About day three, I find one of those generic green and yellow scrub sponges kind of hidden under the sink.  Wife goes to do dishes that night and notices and says, "Oh wow, where'd you get this sponge?"  Of course my reply was, "I bought a whole case of them from the pharmacy because I heard they quit making them."  My otherwise very Seinfeld in-tune wife looks at me like I have 3 heads and says, "What are you talking about?"  Now, it's the holidays so I held off on divorcing her on the spot.  But should I start the process now or should I just let her off with a stern warning?  Never been so disappointed in her.

My advice is to let it go and don't get her upset. If you get her upset, you'll have to make it up to her by going to see The Muted Heart and you'll miss Firestorm.

#2591

What do I need to talk for ... to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

#2593
10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

What do I need to talk for ... to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

I’ve done all that. 

#2594

You know, your friend is right.  I do look a little like Jerry.

#2596

Behold, a new contender has emerged.  (something like that, I never get this one exactly right despite using it weekly).  

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