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2 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I'm FILK?!?

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Oh mama!

I don’t know if I can be with someone who doesn’t like the english patient. 

Let’s be bad!

and then—and only then—will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts. 

Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.

No, with the Portuguese waitress. 

On 1/10/2020 at 8:17 AM, futureman said:

you gotta sell this van. 

The ad says "interesting trades considered."

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The ad says "interesting trades considered."

YOU PUT THAT IN!

Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well ... Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Dark Continent is no place for an addict.

I lost my job, I can't go to Africa. I was gonna meet the bushmen of the Kalahari!

Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel. 

I think these women would be pretty good looking if they weren’t wearing glasses. 

Jerry: (accusing) You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

Kramer: Yes I am.

JerryWhat color is it?

Kramer: (looks down at bare chest) Damn!

“You’re not really gonna goto California, are ya?”


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It's Frank and Estelle's reaction to hearing about George's man love for a she-Jerry. 

That’s perverse!

Would you spell that for the record?

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

*John

I always felt that in George's mind it was still Jon.

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