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tiny little fists of fury?  

so you feel “women and children first,” in this day and age, is somewhat of an antiquated notion.

More heavy gravy?

On 1/20/2020 at 11:40 AM, Bash Riprock said:

Race him Jerry. Race him!

I choose not to run!

haha, coffee shop?  I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

"Pam...I don't know the woman but she sounds quite fetching."

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Velvet scrunchie. 

Boy, you have really specific tastes.  

How would you describe that smell?

 

Dandruff?

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The pea pods?! All you saved was the pea pods?!

Well I don't want a big flat noodle.

I’m staying at a bnb in Fredericksburg right now and I’m pretty sure they have the Commando 450. Damn thing nearly blasted me out of the shower. 

What're you, a circus elephant?  

From what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers. 

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

How would you describe that smell?

 

Dandruff?

yeah, that’s part of it. 

5 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.

you’ve been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...

-yes, yes.

the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...

-okay, the point is made. 

...the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!

Let me ask you this...is there any Tampax in your house?

Well, I'll tell you what ya got here my friend...

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Let me ask you this...is there any Tampax in your house?

yeaahh.....

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Well, I'll tell you what ya got here my friend...

You’ve got yourself a girlfriend. 

Nah, nah.  Wait.   Are you sure?  

He never heard of corduroy! True story! True story!

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes. We did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something...there isn't.

 

On 1/25/2020 at 11:48 AM, pokeNbeans said:

Not from the footage I've seen.

Nevertheless...

ohhh elaine, the toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.  the price?  your soul.

Well apparently I do something because I'm sitting at the head table with Mr. MEL TORME!

hhhYYYYYou....

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