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I'm not saying I'm a major catch, and I certainly love my wife of Lo These Many Years...but seriously, Brad Hall?  Brad fucking Hall gets to be married to her?  The bastard child of Bill Gates and Slenderman? 

He gets to be married to a woman who is more gorgeous and funny and rich than basically any other woman on our planet?  And that guy?  I'd love to say "Good for you, Brad."  But no, fuck him.  Her global fixed income portfolio, the tits, and the worst season of "Old Christine" are way above his paygrade, nevermind the rest of the package of goodies.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm not saying I'm a major catch, and I certainly love my wife of Lo These Many Years...but seriously, Brad Hall?  Brad fucking Hall gets to be married to her?  The bastard child of Bill Gates and Slenderman? 

He gets to be married to a woman who is more gorgeous and funny and rich than basically any other woman on our planet?  And that guy?  I'd love to say "Good for you, Brad."  But no, fuck him.  Her global fixed income portfolio, the tits, and the worst season of "Old Christine" are way above his paygrade, nevermind the rest of the package of goodies.  

WHYYYYYYY

 

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Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant Parmesan is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!

Hey, I'm not stupid.  I'm looking in the first drawer, there's no can opener.

Did I say you were stupid?

Well wouldn't I have to be?

You don't know what I use for birth control, do you?  

You going to do something about your sideburns?

I’ll take three... make it ten... twenty sponges should be plenty... twenty-five sponges should be just fine... just give me the whole case and I’ll be on my way. 

Listen honey, the Alex is a family theater.  Not one of your swing joints.  

40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You just gonna stare at the back of the seat?

Yeah.

That guy's coming home in a body bag.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Listen honey, the Alex is a family theater.  Not one of your swing joints.  

What a spanking button!

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT NO YANKEE IS COMING TO HOUSTON!

May we have an orange?  We are very hungry! 

Well, Jerry, they're Japanese.   I mean, that TV you watch, that sushi you eat, I mean, even that kimono you wear.  Where to you think all that money goes, hmm?

Isn't that only a few hundred dollars?  

 I think the blind would probably be a little messy around the house. And lets face it, they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge.

Get up boy, get up!  We got a problem here!  Tough it up. This is for real, you've got to want it...

You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … uh, tut!, . . .George, you didn't hear that from me. 

And so I made an explosive out of chickpeas and I stopped that great rhino right in his tracks. 

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Newman uses his mail truck to run fish for China Panda on the weekends. 

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Well technically Norfolk gets more gross tonnage.  

Nothing in there but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

Just now, Lobo said:

Nothing in there but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

Hello are you the bomber?

Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

I'm home sick and have just been watching episodes on Hulu all day.

Kramer when Jerry is dating Jeannie:  Well GOD help us!

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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"Once....twice.... three times a laaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!"

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I think it’s pine. 

pine is good.

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