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1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........

Or is he just well red

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(Do you think) people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this "mouth vacuum" thing for real?

14 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........

Hey this guy's a commie!  Commie! Commie! Trader to our country!

2 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Hey this guy's a commie!  Commie! Commie! Trader to our country!

Santa is NOT a commie.

 

One of my top 10 lines of the entire series.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly!

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You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?

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“When you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself into the mix.”

just the two of us...and we surrendered to temptation.  And it was pretty good.  

I've probably used, "Ah yes, Fong has been most accommodating" at least a dozen times when out to eat in groups and I've had to speak with the hostess about a table.  

And sadly, every hostess I speak with was born after that episode aired.  

 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I've probably used, "Ah yes, Fong has been most accommodating" at least a dozen times when out to eat in groups and I've had to speak with the hostess about a table.  

And sadly, every hostess I speak with was born after that episode aired.  

 

Ha, I don't think I would catch that either.  Going to start using it now though.

Ha ha, nonsense, George. Besides it gives me a chance to tell you about my latest trip to Burma where I discovered a very unusual corduroy.

If you’re in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I’ll give you the code.


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well, you missed the early bird.  must be nice to have that kind of money. 

anyway, the point I was making before goebbels cooked your hamburger...

Your son could never afford that car!  We all saw his act last year at the playhouse.  He's lucky he can pay his rent!

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  
 

that quote reminds me so much of surly.  Any thread remotely related to travel or even pandemics invariably turns into a contest of who has elite status on which airlines.  And yes, I have almost 30,000 miles on SWA so I’m kinda big deal.

i also like the way the stewardess says “overhead” when taking Jerry’s bag 

 

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  
 

that quote reminds me so much of surly.  Any thread remotely related to travel or even pandemics invariably turns into a contest of who has elite status on which airlines.  And yes, I have almost 30,000 miles on SWA so I’m kinda big deal.

i also like the way the stewardess says “overhead” when taking Jerry’s bag 

 

 

I am somehow A-list on Southwest right now.  No idea how.  I've flown like twice in the past year.

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Poor little bubble boy. He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever.

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Don't tell your mother. 

The French guy fell off the bike. Oh man, that’s precious. 
 

Cracked me up last night. 

Tell him Jerry...

I'm a Joke Maker.  

I’m really quite comfortable

 

 I can tell you what to do.

No, it's more than that.

I can tell you what to think.

I need someone I can trust.

.....Oh.

Prediction: you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him before the month is out.

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Prediction: you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him before the month is out.

Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life. 

so, mom and pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years.  and then, run off with jerry’s sneakers. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

so, mom and pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years.  and then, run off with jerry’s sneakers. 

apparently

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