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I like jon voight.  just seems like kind of a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it. 

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I heard from someone they cut one of her lines, she climbed up a rope on the side of the stage and started dropping lights on people’s heads.  a story like that’s gotta be true!

if you bring it up again I’ll feed your genitals to a wolf! ... kids!

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Prescient:

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This is George Costanza, I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

elaine, I paid 200 dollars for this racquet because he said it’s the only one he plays with.  he could’ve played just as well with a log. 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've decided I can't kiss hello anymore.

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For those with the Coronavirus blues who haven't seen it here's and hour and a half of Seinfeld bloopers

 

On March 13, 2020 at 5:27 PM, SimonBolivar said:

This is George Costanza, I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Prognosis Negative!

37 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

Dion Rifkin?

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

Remmy Rifkin???  Should I get a beret?

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!

Csb/ a man named Ned Rifkin moved to Austin several years back from NYC by way of DC to helm the Blanton.  He was hilarious and said I was only the second person to ever make the connection to that episode.  He needs better friends.  
 

anyway, to pass the time...anyone want to imagine the episode where New York shuts down public spaces due to Covid?

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

anyway, to pass the time...anyone want to imagine the episode where New York shuts down public spaces due to Covid?

Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano is selling TP in Battery Park if you need any.

29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano is selling TP in Battery Park if you need any.

and his friend jay reimenschneider eats bat all the time!  he's probably patient zero.

He came in here for a hernia operation!  Oh yeah, routine surgery.  Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob!"

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

and his friend jay reimenschneider eats bat all the time!  he's probably patient zero.

You know George is going to get Coronavirus. The day before he's supposed to go on a 14 day cruise with Marisa Tomei. 

 

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!

George:  "Give me any address in the city, I'll not only tell you the best toilet, but the one with the best toilet paper."  

 

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

Papi's a little sloppy.

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll see you in hell Costanza.

marjorie?  how are ya, sweetheart?

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Papi's a little sloppy.

 

Papi would argue that the flu is worse

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up

the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."

It's tough keeping your feet dry...when you're kicking in a skull.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jerry, these are load bearing walls!  They're not gonna come down!

yeah that's no good...

Go ahead pick out anything in this room and I lift it up over my head

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