May 9, 20187 yr Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys.. Eeaawww... The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..
May 10, 20187 yr you’re swimming in the east river? the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
May 10, 20187 yr He just sank like a stone didn't he? Yes, I used that on the old site. Fuck you hornwhatever.
May 11, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: IT DROVE ITSELF INTO THE SWAMP besides, I think I lost my pen, too.
May 12, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, futureman said: besides, I think I lost my pen, too. You know that almost makes this all worth while.
May 14, 20187 yr I don't know what it means. But they do, and they're the ones who are writing it off!
May 14, 20187 yr will not cause drowsiness...may cause drowsiness ^May be my most used Seinfeld quote Edited May 14, 20187 yr by SimonBolivar
May 15, 20187 yr Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib, turned, and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie!
May 17, 20187 yr I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.
May 17, 20187 yr I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.Still the worst line in the series. Dude lines up a threesome and doesnt pull the trigger. It’s like taking a shower with a beautiful woman, and wearing your jeans!
May 17, 20187 yr The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since 1 hour Martinizing!
May 17, 20187 yr "Now what we're looking for are hardworking, motivated, homeless gentlemen...like yourselves."
May 18, 20187 yr Maybe we can live without Libraries, people like you and me. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now at the branch of the local library... and finding drawings of pee pees and wee wees in The Cat in The Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Edited May 18, 20187 yr by In10se
May 18, 20187 yr I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. rock was never my bag. but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the new york public library, fella.
May 18, 20187 yr Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever. And only in one episode. I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.
May 18, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever. And only in one episode. I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing. pretty sure he was in the finale.
May 18, 20187 yr Don't you remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald? Not ringing a bell. When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' and Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'? Mmm, no.
May 18, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, NOMAAA said: we're like children, we're not men. no we're not. we're not men. 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: A vacation from ourselves, that's what you said! 1 hour ago, NOMAAA said: i feel like an out of work porn star. holland is the netherlands.
May 18, 20187 yr On 5/9/2018 at 10:00 PM, futureman said: you’re swimming in the east river? the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard? Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
May 18, 20187 yr Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever. And only in one episode. I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.The library investigator’s name is actually Bookman? That’s amazing, like an ice cream man named Cone.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 19, 20187 yr she tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but uh, it’s not a meal, you know.
May 20, 20187 yr hey, this is the Z page of my address book. -oh yeah, I put all your Z’s on the ‘weights and measures’ page.
May 20, 20187 yr "Cigarette ?" "No no I never touch em" "Well I suck em down like coca cola." "Here's to feelin good all the time."
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