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Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys..

Eeaawww...

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

He just sank like a stone didn't he?

 

 

 

 

Yes, I used that on the old site.  Fuck you hornwhatever.

What do they lose on a normal cruise?  30?  40?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

IT DROVE ITSELF INTO THE SWAMP

besides, I think I lost my pen, too. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

besides, I think I lost my pen, too. 

You know that almost makes this all worth while.

will not cause drowsiness...may cause drowsiness

 

 

^May be my most used Seinfeld quote 

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Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise 
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as 
I've heard this story a number of times.

Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith 
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on 
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple 
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off 
the rib, turned, and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his 
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air 
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one 
magic loogie!

I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.



Still the worst line in the series. Dude lines up a threesome and doesnt pull the trigger. It’s like taking a shower with a beautiful woman, and wearing your jeans!

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since 1 hour Martinizing!

"Now what we're looking for are hardworking, motivated, homeless gentlemen...like yourselves."

Wednesday was 22 years since George killed Susan

Maybe we can live without Libraries, people like you and me. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now at the branch of the local library... and finding drawings of pee pees and wee wees in The Cat in The Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better?

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I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to.  rock was never my bag.  but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the new york public library, fella. 

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

pretty sure he was in the finale.   

Don't you remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald?

Not ringing a bell.

 

When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' and Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'?

Mmm, no.

we're like children, we're not men. 

no we're not.  we're not men.

 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Bookman was great on Curb too.

there was one prick.

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

we're like children, we're not men. 

no we're not.  we're not men.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

A vacation from ourselves, that's what you said!

 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

i feel like an out of work porn star.

holland is the netherlands. 

On 5/9/2018 at 10:00 PM, futureman said:

you’re swimming in the east river?  the most heavily-trafficked overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.


The library investigator’s name is actually Bookman? That’s amazing, like an ice cream man named Cone.


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she tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but uh, it’s not a meal, you know. 

hey, this is the Z page of my address book. 

-oh yeah, I put all your Z’s on the ‘weights and measures’ page. 

"Cigarette ?"

"No no I never touch em"

"Well I suck em down like coca cola."

"Here's to feelin good all the time."

 

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