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Most of the world is carpeted.  And one day, we will do all the cleaning.  

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well, I gotta meet newman at the pet store. I’m helpin him pick out a turtle. 

I can do six weeks standing on my head.  I’m like a sexual camel. 

I thought you didn’t believe in god. 
 

I do for the bad things. 

Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?

Go ahead, deride, deride if you must. But let me tell you something, with my personality and this set of hair, you know what I am now? I am in the game. I no longer defer to the coifed. I'm a player.

this doesn’t look like a man who’s happy with his stereo performance, now does it?  looks like you’re breaking into it like an otter cracks open a clam. 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And again it all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

you see that woman on the horse?  she stole twenty dollars from me. 

On 4/18/2020 at 10:16 AM, futureman said:

you know jeffrey's favorite animal?  the leopard!

That's pretty rare! I mean, actual friends!

Uncle Leo lines are always solid.

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's pretty rare! I mean, actual friends!

Uncle Leo lines are always solid.

 

Like equals!

jerry, your cousin jeffrey is in a parks department production of the mikado.  I want you to come see it with me!

You really think you can manipulate that beautiful woman like the half soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations?"

 

 
 

"Because sometimes it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep"

Jerry, my young friend, you are so nave. You are so so nave. You know about a few things. You know about comedy, a little bit about relationships, some baseball, but you are so far out of your element here, you are embarrassing yourself. Now listen to me. I am negotiating. Negotiation, this is what you do in business.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat fuck. 

I fucking hated that kid.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

what the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit!?

8 hours ago, futureman said:

thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat fuck. 

Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!!!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

What was the kid's name on the show?  Billy something?  

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

What was the kid's name on the show?  Billy something?  

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