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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is going on with the board today?

 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Shits borked, man.


are these kramer??  haha.  what episodes are they from?

 My parents don't read! They're gonna wonder what a book is doing on the table!

Edited by SimonBolivar

In light of current medical directives, If all you Seinfeld fans haven't spent the last 2 days walking around your house saying, "That stuff tastes like bleach."   "I don't know anything about that"   You are dead inside.  

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Also cures cancer, I'm told. 

"He had cancer" 

 

our eyes met across the crowded hat store.  I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher...

15 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

This has got to be one of the best endings to a Seinfeld episode.

 

 

Stellar. And also STELLA!!!!

-you think she has toe-thumbs?

--how’s her handshake?  a little firm, isn’t it?

 Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.

 

Yeah, so?

this was the only woman I never lied to.  well, that’s not entirely true...

Boy, you know, that eggplant was very good. Very good. Everybody out! I've got eggplant on my mind. Costanza! Go get me a couple calzones right now! Pronto! Move it out! Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone! He must have one! Everybody out!

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I have one shirt, going for 10 minutes, at 325 degrees. 

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Hey. Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy. I mean, I may look weird, but I'm just like you, I'm just a regular guy just trying to make it in this business.

There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library, a grown man, getting a wedgie.

At least it wasn't atomic.

 It was.

Seinfeld The Library - YouTube

was bald.

She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at home. Didn’t seem to bother her. I think I could have married this woman.

It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. 

Lemme tell you something, Kramer dude.  If that ogre dude pulled that crap on me I'D STAB HIM!

yeah, well, king edward didn’t live in queens with frank and estelle costanza. 

Mr Kramer, let me tell you a story. In nineteen-seventy-nine I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'. Mr Kramer, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again!

Edited by SimonBolivar

Do you have a decaf cuppucino?

No, I don't think we have that.

Well that's a little strange.

And why does that surprise you?

Well it's a very popular drink.

This is an office.

That's true.

Did you say Elaine? 

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