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kramer these people work and wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it’s not hot, and enforce these rules!

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Helen: I'll fix you something. How about feta cheese omelet?

Kramer: Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom.


Jerry: You feed him, he'll never leave!


Helen: I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?


Kramer: (pouts) I guess...

I wouldn't even know how to work it.  

Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, POISE COUNTS! It's just as important as the others: swimsuit, evening wear, talent, POISE!

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Babe Ruth with his little girl legs. 

Here’s something I just found out recently. He wasn’t really a sultan.

What do you make of that Georgie?  

you know, that thing about her being too good for him, I mean, I was just being folksy.  they could tell I was just being folksy?

My fault? Your nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people!

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

loved this so much. 

Just now, futureman said:

loved this so much. 

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

I was in favor of naming our softball team Friends O' Clyde, but was voted down.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, it's Bette Mid-ah-lah.

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

Fuckin Ping. 

Right, right...your tooth.  

you’ve given this comedy thing your best shot.  yeah you had some good observations, but it’s over.  now this bloomingdales thing, that could be the next wave. 

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.

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"Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist..."

"They'd pick her up in about ten minutes."

RIP, Frank.

I demand this thread be filled with Frank Costanza quotes all day. HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

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God dammit. Just god fucking dammit. I knew this day was coming and I knew it was going to suck and god dammit it sucks. 
 

You want a piece of me?  You got it!!!!!

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I knew this day was coming and I knew it was going to suck and god dammit it sucks. 

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 You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock

and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

6 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

you got the A...

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

you got the A...

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

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I've got good news and bad news, and they're both the same: you're fired.

19 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I've got good news and bad news, and they're both the same: you're fired.

I didn't read his resume.

To think, I almost split the profits on the manziere with you!

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