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#3151

kramer these people work and wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it’s not hot, and enforce these rules!

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#3152

Helen: I'll fix you something. How about feta cheese omelet?

Kramer: Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom.


Jerry: You feed him, he'll never leave!


Helen: I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?


Kramer: (pouts) I guess...

#3153

I wouldn't even know how to work it.  

#3154

Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, POISE COUNTS! It's just as important as the others: swimsuit, evening wear, talent, POISE!

#3158

What do you make of that Georgie?  

#3160

you know, that thing about her being too good for him, I mean, I was just being folksy.  they could tell I was just being folksy?

#3164

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

#3165
2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

loved this so much. 

#3166
Just now, futureman said:

loved this so much. 

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

#3168
45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

I was in favor of naming our softball team Friends O' Clyde, but was voted down.

#3170
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, it's Bette Mid-ah-lah.

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

#3175

Right, right...your tooth.  

#3176

you’ve given this comedy thing your best shot.  yeah you had some good observations, but it’s over.  now this bloomingdales thing, that could be the next wave. 

#3185

God dammit. Just god fucking dammit. I knew this day was coming and I knew it was going to suck and god dammit it sucks. 
 

You want a piece of me?  You got it!!!!!

#3190

 You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock

and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

#3195
23 minutes ago, futureman said:

you got the A...

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

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