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You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

I would love to see how you pick up a check with no money because if this works, the whole monetary system is obsolete.  We're back to wampum.

His dying words to me were, "Cherish the cabin."  Not "Take care of your sister"...she's a paraplegic, but "Cherish the Cabin."

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Oh come on Jerry, its opening night, black tie, Pagliacci! The great, sad, tragic clown, like you.

On 5/11/2020 at 8:18 AM, WBT said:

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

Just watched The Outing and one of the best parts is the callback of the sponge bath scene from earlier in the season, but reversing it.

yes, yes; I look forward to many years...of The Triangles.  

Well, what are ya gonna do with the leather one?  

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together.

well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here and never mention this to anyone again. 

Oh, it’s a scene man.  

He’s an instigator 

I probably use that line, in that tone, once a month. 

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I like jon voight.  just seems like kind've a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it.

So you were violated by two people when you were under the gas. So what? You’re single. 

29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

RIP, Wilhelm

 

To that great Carpeted World in the Sky, Mr. Herd.  

Had some great roles throughout the decades, quite a workhorse.  As much as I loved him as the aloof direct report of Costanza, his most memorable role may have been on "V"

RIP, Mr. Herd.  

you’re a terrible liar, george.  look at you, you’re a wreck, you’re sweating bullets.

What if I don't want a long, flat noodle?  

I've called ahead and requested the necessary accommodations.  

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22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I've called ahead and requested the necessary accommodations.  

Cartwright?

Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

I miss Jerry Stiller so much.

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Those were mailboxes, you idiot! 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

WE HAVE NO DEAL!

In 20 minutes that place will be swarming with mailmen. We’ll be back on the street by lunch. 

is this a good idea, with you being on the verge of this big promotion?
 

my presence in that office can only hurt my chances.

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