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Alright, Lobo rant incoming...

Seinfeld episodes that were key-centric.

Obviously, this woman's in the previous post.  George parking cars with all the building's keys.  The one episode that centered entirely around each of them trading back keys that had given one another to get into each other's apartments while out of town.  Phil Rizzuto keychain.  Putty charges Jerry for keys to a new Saab.  

What else ya' got?  

Not this place, it's called the Lumbar Yard

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Not this place, it's called the Lumbar Yard

what’s that guy's last name again?

It's the same sheep.  I saw Harry Blackstone do the same trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin Show.  

come on you fuckers. 
 

12 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s that guy's last name again?

“kitzmiller”

 

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I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.

I never thought a hat would destroy my life.

Whatever it takes, nights...weekends.  

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Whatever it takes, nights...weekends.  

But I don't even really work here.

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

Alright, Lobo rant incoming...

Seinfeld episodes that were key-centric.

Obviously, this woman's in the previous post.  George parking cars with all the building's keys.  The one episode that centered entirely around each of them trading back keys that had given one another to get into each other's apartments while out of town.  Phil Rizzuto keychain.  Putty charges Jerry for keys to a new Saab.  

What else ya' got?  

The key to the lockbox that Fredo ate

Man's best friend... Jerry I want something like that on my tombstone. 

48 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

The key to the lockbox that Fredo ate

From the same episode:

"And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. Thank you, and good night."
"No, George, we're not."
"But I proved it!"
"I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of use have to turn our keys."
"Well, then, I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key."
"I'm sorry, George, I can't do that."
"Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key!"

My cup the runneth over.  ;)

This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my
torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three
lives!

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

But I don't even really work here.

That's what makes this so difficult. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I ordered in. It’s still effort. 

what happened to your hand?

oh I see ziggy’s back at the complaint department.  ‘the new yorker is stealing my ideas.’

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

This is surprising considering the role of Izzy Mandelbaum was loosely based on your great grandson.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

This is surprising considering the role of Izzy Mandelbaum was loosely based on your great grandson.  

It's go time.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

you think you’re better than me?

I never saw an episode of Little House on the Prairie either.

Nor the West Wing.

.1%er for sure.

Look man, I've always thought you've had your faculties about you and were damn witty and culturally well-rounded for a gentlemen your age, but mentioning together these three shows, "Little House on the Prairie, Seinfeld, and the West Wing."  That's a sign of dementia.  Nobody has ever thought of those three shows in the same calendar year, let alone in a few hours.  

Unless, of course, this is so weird deal you made with your wife that if make it through Covid-19, you get to get down with Melissa Gilbert, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Mary McCormack at the same time.  In which case, I continue to salute as a damn fine Longhorn and American.  

Well, I had been swimming for 3 hours and I was in a real groove so I decided to keep going, but at 10 they start the aquasize. 35 geriatrics throwing elbows. It's like a flabby arm spanking machine.
 

On 6/15/2020 at 10:33 PM, Lobo said:

Phil Rizzuto keychain.

difficult job.  you want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up.

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