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...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

they stopped making that gum 20 years ago.  

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

woof!

That guy may be driving a minivan in North Carolina, but he ain't dead inside yet!  

"Why don't you just say the name of the movie you want to see?!?"  

It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless. 
 

I also just checked to see if 555 FILK was available in Texas. Sadly, no. 
 

 

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Will you look at that kid? Suckin' away. Suckin' like there's no tomorrow. Suck, suck, suck. 

You don’t even need a coat!

I was supposed to pickup Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago!

You've selected - Brown-eyed Girl!

I've prepared some experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.  

The Portuguese waitress?

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The Portuguese waitress?

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film

This is discrimination!

Get up, get up, it's her. Oh, the hell with this, I'm scared to death, just walk away, it's off, cancel everything, go!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We need to break up.

You gotta be kiddin me, how come?

It's not me, it's you.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So we're just a couple of white people?

Do you want to go to the Gap?

I hear you've got some lip reader working for you. You gotta let me use her for one day. Just one day!

Can't do it Newman!

Then of course with evolution the octopus lost the nostrils and took on the more familiar look that we know today. But if you look really closely you can still see a bump where the nose use to be.

Single file, Jerry! 

The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, BOOM!

Next thing you know you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.

where did I get the coffee?  where do you think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.

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