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I'm running this meeting!  

I KNEW IT! 

oh wait a minute, don’t tell me, don’t tell me, it starts with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DUNCAN!!!!

Oh I suppose you think you’re bombable.

 

 

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

not metabolic acidosis, DUH!!!

I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die

Is your father also in a red Chinese prison?

where did they get the idea that you have a place in the Hamptons?

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

where did they get the idea that you have a place in the Hamptons?

I told 'em ya didn't!

 

Elaine is so deliciously evil.

I have no tolerance for lactose and I won't stand for it. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I told 'em ya didn't!

 

Elaine is so deliciously evil.

and I laughed, and I laughed. 

Ah, they gave me the heave ho. I don't think that Kenny Rogers has any idea what's going on down there.

JERRY: So Marcelino's going to take down the check?

KRAMER: Well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight.

JERRY: Great! <realizing> ....what?

Is that good?

That bird flew right into your head. 

Tough luck chinless.

Also, I watched this episode yesterday and never noticed that when George meets the old guy from the Andrea Doria in the hallway of the apartment building, he says Ahoy!

Ah yes, mole.  Freckles' ugly cousin.  

Yeah, he's in the bubble with the remote.

So you have no control over the remote?

No, it's frustrating.

Or how ‘bout...joe pepitone day?

Oh, hello...Professor

13 hours ago, futureman said:

warden.

betsy. 

She's a wonderful girl. Very smart. Very crafty.

You guys ought to see the way she works her nails across my back. Oooh! She's a maestro -- the criss-cross, the figure eight, strummin' the old banjo, and this wild, savage free-for-all where anything can happen. 

Yeah, but it didn't take. 

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