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Jerry Seinfeld got her number from an AIDS Walk list...

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

jerry, I lied.  I’m just an assistant manager. 

Like you wouldn’t believe. 

I can’t carry a pen. I’m afraid I’ll puncture my scrotum. 

elaine’s demeanor through that whole scene is just delightful.

 

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Ned Rifkin?  

When he moved here from the East Coast to head up the Blanton Museum of Art.  First time I met him, not the first thing I said, but later that meeting...I asked him, "Are you the Ned guy that buys irregular underwear?"  He cracked up, We became fast friends after that.  /csb 

Fun fact, that actor played Henri, the French asshole that was always trying to steal Woody Boyd's girlfriend, Kelly on "Cheers"  I don't know what he did after those TV shows, but he'll always be aces in my book.  

JERRY: What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?

KRAMER: Hot and spicy.

JERRY: You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

KRAMER: Yes I am.

JERRY: What color is it?

KRAMER: Dammit!
 

I’m all covered in oregano and parmesan and it’s sticking to me because of the butter.  look at me!

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short.

 I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

Kramer: "Much rather take it in the head, like I did in '79" 

Jerry:  "You were living in the Village then, right?" 

Kramer: "Don't really remember"  

 

The children seem to like the clown.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Krah-mare

even I am not above the policy

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

even I am not above the policy

That's what we started this with.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

That's what we started this with.

damn.  

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's what we started this with.

I don’t even really work here!

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  

(I think of this quote every time I see a tacit surlyhorns pissing contest where people "subtly" mention their mileage status)  

STELLA!

On 7/21/2020 at 4:28 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Helen!  Jerry got me a hot wizard computer!

think it’s hot?

It's more than just a tip calculator! 

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