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#3503

Jerry Seinfeld got her number from an AIDS Walk list...

#3504
38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

#3506
7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

jerry, I lied.  I’m just an assistant manager. 

#3508

Like you wouldn’t believe. 

#3514

Ned Rifkin?  

When he moved here from the East Coast to head up the Blanton Museum of Art.  First time I met him, not the first thing I said, but later that meeting...I asked him, "Are you the Ned guy that buys irregular underwear?"  He cracked up, We became fast friends after that.  /csb 

Fun fact, that actor played Henri, the French asshole that was always trying to steal Woody Boyd's girlfriend, Kelly on "Cheers"  I don't know what he did after those TV shows, but he'll always be aces in my book.  

#3516

JERRY: What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?

KRAMER: Hot and spicy.

JERRY: You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

KRAMER: Yes I am.

JERRY: What color is it?

KRAMER: Dammit!
 

#3525
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short.

 I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

#3529

Kramer: "Much rather take it in the head, like I did in '79" 

Jerry:  "You were living in the Village then, right?" 

Kramer: "Don't really remember"  

 

#3535

The children seem to like the clown.

#3544

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  

(I think of this quote every time I see a tacit surlyhorns pissing contest where people "subtly" mention their mileage status)  

STELLA!

#3547

It's more than just a tip calculator! 

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