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This stuff smells like what I imagine Kramer had in mind when he wanted to create a fragrance that smells like you just came back from the beach. 

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We don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant. And if I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it. 

and tell you what, put a sawbuck on captain nemo in the third at belmont.

Hey Charlie...it's Elaine Benes

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Hey Charlie...it's Elaine Benes

e-laine BENES??

Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable.  It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus.

 

Speed is coming on at 7 on Paramount.

17 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

I'm a man.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm a man.

Fantastic line by Jack Black's doppelganger. 

He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

Andy Ackerman: Act creepy, but don't say anything at the dinner

Charlie: I got you fam.

 

Fun Fact: The "other guy's" name in the script is "Bookie".

You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

holy shit.  primo entry for “can’t believe that’s the same actor” thread.  would never have guessed. 

Thought y'all might like this 

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Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

i don't think i've ever seen that ep. and not googled those elle playboy pics.  in fact...

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

Heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  


Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.


Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

those elle playboy pics. 

Rules 

1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.

Tough choice: 1 and 1A for me are:

 

George, the word around the office is that you’re a Communist.

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here’s something I just found out recently. He wasn’t really a sultan.

do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Don't put your tongue on the floor! He's putting his tongue on the floor. Here, have some more sugar packets. 

Do you like golf, Mr Kramer?


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Do you like golf, Mr Kramer?


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I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

On 8/2/2020 at 10:12 AM, Lobo said:

I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

One of my favorite exchanges:

 

Woman: "Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head?"
Kramer: "Because we're blind to their tyranny."
Woman: "Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?"
Kramer: "Yeah. Move along, Betty."

You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

*mailman

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

*mailman

You're right...the grief of the Postmaster General has clouded my memory.  

 

Brody, he’s a reasonable man, but he’s insane!

23 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

It's those damn culottes you made him wear when he was five!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

get the swordfish.  best swordfish in the city.  the best, jerry.

I'll have the salmon. 

You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy!


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Ma, I know this may be hard for you to understand but I am sure there are many people who do not like me.

It's a foreign movie... a *film*, is what it is, actually.

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listen to this idea: a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

listen to this idea: a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. 

What do you call it?

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