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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What do you call it?

PB & J’s. 

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Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.

Yeah, it's a disturbing image.

Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Brody, he a reasonable man, but he's insane!

I did it on the last page, Biff. 
brian george no GIF

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yeah uh, look, brody, jerry wants to do the bootleg.  he’s dying to do it, but if you don’t make him happy, the work suffers...

Did we miss that Poppie died last week? Stern talked about it this morning. 
 

Obituary said he had contracted Covid-19 after failing to wash his hands.  

RIP, Reni Santoni.  Apparently he played some professional baseball at some point.  

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Did we miss that Poppie died last week? Stern talked about it this morning. 
 

He was served some bad fish, and he died on the high seas.

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

Really? When?

In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?

You know, when I heard you got engaged, I thought *maybe* you had matured. But obviously there's no growth here.

Well, I can't argue with that, but the fact remains... I was completely... Mulva!

elaine, I paid $200 for this raquet because he says it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

elaine, I paid $200 for this raquet because he says it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log. 

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!!!

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yank it like you're startin' a mower!

all right.  you can eat, but machines do everything else. 

I knew she was young(ish) on that episode...but holy shit---Ivana Milicevic..............Milos' girlfriend.  She was just 23 at the time.  Now, just 46.  Absolutely smoking hot.  And here's the kicker...she was a model (no surprise there), but got her start in showbusiness as a stand-up comic.  And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

holy shit!  I often take 281 between austin and dallas just to stay away from 35.  stopped at the allsup’s in hamilton many times.  if you would’ve given me a million guesses on milos’s origins I’m not sure I’d have come up with hamilton, tx. 

I'll give you two million guesses.  But Hamilton, Texas does three things really well:

Allsup's Gas Stations, two-bit hack tennis pros, and people who claimed to be Billy the Kid.  

Just now, Lobo said:

people who claimed to be Billy the Kid

I thought that was Hico?

Yeah, that's where he made the claim.  But he's dead and buried in Hamilton.  Where they apparently ran the DNA test.  Because, you know...that's the place you want top DNA exams taking place.  As well as where you go for tennis racquet advice.  I dunno, I just like the Seinfeld connections to Texas.  All we really ever got was the Houston Astros "dumb bastards" episode and the "El Paso?  I spent a month there one night."  

My favorite, albeit not seinfeld, is Janocz (sp?) from Ghostbusters 2 is from Dallas. 

Plus they give you those word association

tests. I love those.

JERRY: Those are great. There's no wrong answer.

GEORGE: Potato

JERRY: Tuberculosis

GEORGE: Blanket

JERRY: Leroy

GEORGE: Grass

JERRY: Tuberculosis

This is evolutionary. I been reading this
book, on Leonardo de Vinci. See, that means “from Vinci”, did you know that?


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I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade.

I wouldn’t have handled that well. 

9 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Sorry, this is the Seinfeld thread. I think what you meant to say was "He knocks me outta commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."

24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Oh man, I’m on the wrong floor again. 

46 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

you think you’re better than me?

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

you think you’re better than me?

It's go time.

the door?  why would I go out the door?  the window’s right here. 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

the door?  why would I go out the door?  the window’s right here. 

He played that scene so well. 

I’ll tell you what, george, starting tomorrow no more desks.  just a lucite table and four legs. 

Who knew that Steinbrenner was inventing the first standing desks and the first learning pods?  

Whenever I pull out my iPhone 7 (old school) in person at our socially distant office, my buddy likes to say, "Well, I'm sure things will pick up for you soon..."  

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Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

plans... schemes.  she, uh, she keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends, you know, “THE GANG” as she likes to call them, hahaha...

 

I've recited that so many times.  just george at his absolute worst (or best?).

Are you reading my VCR manual?

Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.

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