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Come on, I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows. The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. It's like Sweden, man. Sweeeeden!

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“It’s Vincent!”


“Of Vincent’s picks???”


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Arthouse Goon! 

3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

“It’s Vincent!”


“Of Vincent’s picks???”

The same. 

reaching in and grabbing the bottle and then letting go of the bag as it falls to the floor.  perfect. 

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Elaine keeping the vodka bottle as she walks away is great. 

I always thought that was a nice touch that is was some gallon of value-brand vodka too.  Makes me even more attracted to her character that she was the only one of the four that really drank.  Jerry would have some token single glass of wine at Mendy's.  George had a couple of work-associated cocktails once a season.  Kramer was a lightweight despite being so tall and seemingly built for drinking.  But Elaine could take 'em down a few times per season with the best of 'em.  

"I think we all know the combination to that vault..."  

Just now, Lobo said:

I always thought that was a nice touch that is was some gallon of value-brand vodka too.  Makes me even more attracted to her character that she was the only one of the four that really drank.  Jerry would have some token single glass of wine at Mendy's.  George had a couple of work-associated cocktails once a season.  Kramer was a lightweight despite being so tall and seemingly built for drinking.  But Elaine could take 'em down a few times per season with the best of 'em.  

"I think we all know the combination to that vault..."  

I watched that episode today. When she takes the bottle in her mouth and knocks back a shot, when she puts it back down she says “oh god”, like why did I do that?  It’s great. 

“come on.  I’m not difficult, I’m easy.”

“why?  because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?”

"Well, you seem to be with a lot of men."  

“elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.”

This salad was with you in the shower? 

Well that's a big job, you've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.

46 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Well that's a big job, you've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.

no, it says main line. 

It's a misprint.  What do you got, a Clarkman?

Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."

 anybody else absolutely, and with wanton disregard for decency, craving Arby's right now?  If my wife wouldn't give me shit for Covid-19 and health and supporting a soulless chain...I would go tear it up right now at Arby's in the name of David Putty and all that is decent and right. 

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21 hours ago, Lobo said:

 anybody else absolutely, and with wanton disregard for decency, craving Arby's right now?   

 

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No, you need a medical dictionary. When the patients get out of line they quone em. 

Mrs. Seinfeld......can you please on...the Air Conditioning?  

The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

11 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

It's gore-tex

big coat!  BIG COAT!!

Kip or Ned, short name.  

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6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Kip or Ned, short name.  

We all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.

They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

“Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finders fee...”

“Finders fee? It was on the lot!”

“Yeah, that’s right. Floormats, keys...”

“KEYS???”

“How ya gonna start it?”


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Naw, I can't get you black at this price.  

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