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#3653

Arthouse Goon! 

#3659
12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Elaine keeping the vodka bottle as she walks away is great. 

I always thought that was a nice touch that is was some gallon of value-brand vodka too.  Makes me even more attracted to her character that she was the only one of the four that really drank.  Jerry would have some token single glass of wine at Mendy's.  George had a couple of work-associated cocktails once a season.  Kramer was a lightweight despite being so tall and seemingly built for drinking.  But Elaine could take 'em down a few times per season with the best of 'em.  

"I think we all know the combination to that vault..."  

#3660
Just now, Lobo said:

I always thought that was a nice touch that is was some gallon of value-brand vodka too.  Makes me even more attracted to her character that she was the only one of the four that really drank.  Jerry would have some token single glass of wine at Mendy's.  George had a couple of work-associated cocktails once a season.  Kramer was a lightweight despite being so tall and seemingly built for drinking.  But Elaine could take 'em down a few times per season with the best of 'em.  

"I think we all know the combination to that vault..."  

I watched that episode today. When she takes the bottle in her mouth and knocks back a shot, when she puts it back down she says “oh god”, like why did I do that?  It’s great. 

#3662

"Well, you seem to be with a lot of men."  

#3663

“elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.”

#3664

This salad was with you in the shower? 

#3669
46 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Well that's a big job, you've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.

no, it says main line. 

#3671

Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."

#3673

 anybody else absolutely, and with wanton disregard for decency, craving Arby's right now?  If my wife wouldn't give me shit for Covid-19 and health and supporting a soulless chain...I would go tear it up right now at Arby's in the name of David Putty and all that is decent and right. 

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#3674
21 hours ago, Lobo said:

 anybody else absolutely, and with wanton disregard for decency, craving Arby's right now?   

 

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#3678

Mrs. Seinfeld......can you please on...the Air Conditioning?  

#3690

Kip or Ned, short name.  

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#3695

“Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finders fee...”

“Finders fee? It was on the lot!”

“Yeah, that’s right. Floormats, keys...”

“KEYS???”

“How ya gonna start it?”


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#3696

Naw, I can't get you black at this price.  

#3700

The bell tolls for thee 

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