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You can not abandon someone in the middle of an airport pick up. It’s a binding social contract. 

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Well, it’s 75 bucks! What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?

8 minutes ago, Teebox said:

it's a Farbman

Brett staring into the distance while Desperado is playing is one of the great Seinfeld moments.

Can you just not talk for a minute?  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Can you just not talk for a minute?  

After the song, babe.

love brett.  one of the better douchebag characters to appear on the show. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

love brett.  one of the better douchebag characters to appear on the show. 

I’d offer you a ride, but I’ve got Carl Farbman in the car. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’d offer you a ride, but I’ve got Carl Farbman in the car. 

thanks for stopping!

Yeah, look, Brody. Uh,

Jerry wants to do the bootleg. He's dyin' to do it. But if you don't make him happy, the work suffers. And then, nobody's happy.

I'm gonna need three cameras, two on the floor, one in the balcony, and I want headsets for the guys runnin' 'em, I wanna be able to talk to 'em.

Only You? That's another Marisa Tomei movie, and you've seen that one too. What, do you have a thing for her?

I'm speaking at a women's' rights conference.

Yes, and I'm speaking at a men's' conference.

I don't believe that for a minute. Well, Elaine, it was good of you to stop by.

You know, this is very nice, but I really could take a cab. Really.

Ha ha, nonsense, George. Besides it gives me a chance to tell you about my latest trip to Burma where I discovered a very unusual corduroy.

The Rogue's Wallet -That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

I yearn for the days when a movie release date was a mere 3 or 4 months away, (from when 1st promoted):

 

Hey, who got that final death blow?  'Cause I thought that Hawaii'n guy, he had it coming! 

It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right now, she'd scream and throw me out of the car. But at this time tomorrow I can touch it all I want. 

^

what was that episode?  Seems like something I'd remember, but I have no recollection at all. 

^
what was that episode?  Seems like something I'd remember, but I have no recollection at all. 

The Hamptons...this was at the beginning when George was riding in the car with Jane.


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I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: if you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe. 

Roots and influences: Try me, I'll show you what it's like, not my kind of "people" (i.e. "guy"). (Very very NSFW):

 

I've been watching through start to finish on Hulu recently and just finished season 4. 1-3 are good, but towards the middle episodes of 4 the show really hit its stride and turns into absolute comedic genius. 

The layers of comedy and meta references and references within episodes are pretty much unparalleled - at least they certainly were when it came out. The way that they manage to tie everything together at the end of every episode is downright amazing. Arrested Development might be the only other comedy I've seen that pulls it off to a similar degree.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've been watching through start to finish on Hulu recently and just finished season 4. 1-3 are good, but towards the middle episodes of 4 the show really hit its stride and turns into absolute comedic genius. 

The layers of comedy and meta references and references within episodes are pretty much unparalleled - at least they certainly were when it came out. The way that they manage to tie everything together at the end of every episode is downright amazing. Arrested Development might be the only other comedy I've seen that pulls it off to a similar degree.

 

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I like DeSoto.
DeSoto? What did he do?
Discovered the Mississippi.
Oh. like they wouldn't have found that anyway.

10 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

Where's Costanza with my calzone?

Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

At the time of filming (she hasn't aged all that well)...she was one of the Top 5 sexiest girlfriends in the show's history.  

 

"We're just...you know.  Having a good time."  

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Man, that Emily is wearing me out.

Kramer.....

No, no, no. It's not the sex, Jerry. (noticing Morty and Helen)
Heyy! Seinfelds.

On 8/29/2020 at 12:18 AM, Llano Estacado said:

Yeah, but I caught Chunnel with my friend Bob Sacamano like a month after theaters on HBO

Why did they kill that guy?  I thought he was with them?

No, not that guy.  That's a different guy.

What is he doing in the Chunnel?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

how’s her handshake?  a little firm, isn't it?  maybe a little too firm?  hands a little smelly?

You know my mother made all this Paella.

What is that anyway?

It's a Spanish dish. It's a melange of fish, an meat with rice. Very tasty.

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