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3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

You know my mother made all this Paella.

What is that anyway?

It's a Spanish dish. It's a melange of fish, an meat with rice. Very tasty.

What are we gonna do with all that paella!?!

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Gazpacho, por favor?  

13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Por favor?

adios, muchacho!!

Tamale!  (dos)

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You want bread?

Yes, please.

THREE DOLLARS!!


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22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do ju want to get hurt?  Because if ju want to get hurt, I can hurt you!

it's gorgeous

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We’re going into the red. Or the black. Or whichever the bad one is. 

 It's just a write off for them

...not if you could see our books. 

I contend that Kruger saying "whatever" is one of the top 5 moments in Seinfeld history. 

He had a great cadence to so much of George's blathering.  

When George gives the nervous explanation about the Human fund, and Kruger flicks the paper and says, "...but there isn't"  

 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

He had a great cadence to so much of George's blathering.  

When George gives the nervous explanation about the Human fund, and Kruger flicks the paper and says, "...but there isn't"  

This nails it. He and George both have the "I don't care" mentality, but George BS's his way thru it. Kruger cuts to the core. 

KAAAARUUUUUGAAAAH for the win.

It's come to my attention that you had sex with the cleaning lady at your desk.  

A better question would be, did George ever have one unfunny scene with a boss of his?  I'm racking my brain to think of which one was best, but they're all hilarious.  just a question of duration on the series.  he even tried to poison one of 'em.  Maybe the only one he wasn't directly funny with was Sid Farkus.  His NBC boss interactions were among his most brief but all were awkwardly hilarious.  

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Hi, George Constanta, how are you sweetheart? Could you give Mr Thomasoullo a message for me? Tell him if he needs me, IM IN MY OFFICE!

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he George's best boss?  Steinbrenner has to be high in the running.  

Larry David kills with Steinbrenner.

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Larry David kills with Steinbrenner.

Apparently when Jerry hosted SNL in 1999, the Atkins Diet sketch with Will Ferrell and Cheri, he used the Larry David Calzone inspiration for half the premise.  I dunno, twenty years ago.  

George's interactions with Mr. Wilhelm were just as funny, IMO, as the ones with Steinbrenner.  Richard Herd played it so straight to George and the rest of the Yankee organizations's madness.  Which is what made his turn to the carpet cleaning cult so much funnier.  His role in that episode alone is not that funny, but when you consider his straight laced performance up until that episode, he was awesome.  "Wilhelm?  My name...is Tanya"  

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

53 minutes ago, futureman said:

you should hear the way he talks to waitresses!

He gets free pie!

Do ya wanna go with me up to the Bronx and see if there's any flyers on George's car?

Sure!

...I guess I coulda said just about anything there, couldn't I?

Yep.

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Rock climbing?  You need a boost to climb into bed.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Rock climbing?  You need a boost to climb into bed.

Step off, man.

I am down, I am totally down

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I am down, I am totally down

You love him.  

Whatever happened to Dan Cortese?  He actually played really well with the cast ensemble in that episode.  Apparently didn't pan out to much for him.  

 

Just now, Lobo said:

Whatever happened to Dan Cortese?

He...took a bit of a tumble.

One of three characters that ends up in a full-body cast during the course of the show.  For 10 rep points and a best buy coupon, who can name the other two?  

The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints.

Just now, Lobo said:

One of three characters that ends up in a full-body cast during the course of the show.  For 10 rep points and a best buy coupon, who can name the other two?  

George and that chick with the broken wheel chair?

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

George and that chick with the broken wheel chair?

she probably did, but we never see her in it.  not that I remember anyway?  Could have been some post-credits scene.  But there are two people we see in full body casts, besides Cortese's character.  

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

George...I win.

I can't think of the second.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

Ah yes. Those Dominicans screwed him with their tightly rolled crepes!

We're talking about people, right?  

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