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three total characters appear in nearly full (I'm not getting technical as neither I nor Dr. Van Nostrand are actual physicians) body casts.  We got Dan Cortes to lead things off.  Cheese got Neil/Mr. peanut awhile back.  We have one more to go.  Again, not trying to be tricky...this third person appears in a mostly covered cast. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

she probably did, but we never see her in it.  not that I remember anyway?  Could have been some post-credits scene.  But there are two people we see in full body casts, besides Cortese's character.  

Just watched that one. Beleive the last scene is her rolling down the hill.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just watched that one. Beleive the last scene is her rolling down the hill.

Yeah. I was thinking that the final episode had a flashback to her, but I'm probably wrong.

16 hours ago, Lobo said:

three total characters appear in nearly full (I'm not getting technical as neither I nor Dr. Van Nostrand are actual physicians) body casts.  We got Dan Cortes to lead things off.  Cheese got Neil/Mr. peanut awhile back.  We have one more to go.  Again, not trying to be tricky...this third person appears in a mostly covered cast. 

So...you gonna tell us?

26 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So...you gonna tell us?

George after pretending he almost died in a car wreck to Mr Steinbrenner? Can't remember if he was in a cast.

Just now, usmc0331horn said:

George after pretending he almost died in a car wreck to Mr Steinbrenner? Can't remember if he was in a cast.

George is getting upset!

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

George is getting upset!

Or George after slipping and falling while carrying the invitations?

Alright it was only a neck/chest brace-cast thing, my bad.  It was the one where George originally goes to see Tor (somebody upthread mentioned the hospital ride).  But later in the episode he's in a proper hospital in a serious neck/chest rig thing.  I remembered it as a bigger cast, but it's a distant third for serious body cast coverage behind Tony and Mr. Peanut.  My bad.  Ban me from the thread you savages.  Somebody else start a trivia thread-within-the-thread, I'm not worthy.  But I find them fun.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Alright it was only a neck/chest brace-cast thing, my bad.  It was the one where George originally goes to see Tor (somebody upthread mentioned the hospital ride).  But later in the episode he's in a proper hospital in a serious neck/chest rig thing.  I remembered it as a bigger cast, but it's a distant third for serious body cast coverage behind Tony and Mr. Peanut.  My bad.  Ban me from the thread you savages.  Somebody else start a trivia thread-within-the-thread, I'm not worthy.  But I find them fun.  

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Alright it was only a neck/chest brace-cast thing, my bad.  It was the one where George originally goes to see Tor (somebody upthread mentioned the hospital ride).  But later in the episode he's in a proper hospital in a serious neck/chest rig thing.  I remembered it as a bigger cast, but it's a distant third for serious body cast coverage behind Tony and Mr. Peanut.  My bad.  Ban me from the thread you savages.  Somebody else start a trivia thread-within-the-thread, I'm not worthy.  But I find them fun.  

That was my suspicion.  

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I mean, who told you to put the cast on?  I didn't tell you to put the cast on.  Why'd you put the cast on?  

If you're gonna put a cast on, let a doctor put a cast on.  You're damn right you screwed up.

Where the hell you'd get that cast anyway?  

So a Maestro tells you to put a cast on, and you do it?  

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Ban me from the thread you savages.   

 

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I mean, who told you to put the cast on?  I didn't tell you to put the cast on.  Why'd you put the cast on?  

If you're gonna put a cast on, let a doctor put a cast on.  You're damn right you screwed up.

Where the hell you'd get that cast anyway?  

So a Maestro tells you to put a cast on, and you do it?  

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Salad's got nuttin' on this mutton

it’s a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. 

It's a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.

I bet he acted like he didn’t know who I was, huh?

MRS. CHOATE: (peering at Jerry) You look very familiar. Have we ever met?

JERRY: You ever go to Camp Tiyoga?
 

 

I always thought this was a hysterical exchange that never gets its due credit. 

That’s a great line that probably took me until my 5th time seeing it to pick up on. 

george... OW!! what are you doing?

uhhh, you know, uh, pleasuring you. 

That guy!  Swarm!  Swarm!

I find the soothing pastoral images very conduc-

(Cutting him off) Thank you very much.

Yeah, we have a deal.  And here it is.  You get this filthy toilet book off my counter and I won’t hop over it and punch you in the brain.  

37 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I was being folksy. 

totally folksy

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jerry. Hello. 

NSIAP:

Watch the tall man behind Dean Martin.  Listen to him at the 1:10 mark and for the rest of the clip.  His trademark line was 35 years in the making

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, we have a deal.  And here it is.  You get this filthy toilet book off my counter and I won’t hop over it and punch you in the brain.  

Here I come. 

it’s just a matter of common courtesy.  when you come in the house you wipe your wheels. 

If I'm curt, then I apologize.  But as I understand it, we have a situation here, and time is of the essence.

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