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Looook, you were right and I was wrong, you don’t have to humiliate me alright?

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Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Looook, you were right and I was wrong, you don’t have to humiliate me alright?

Didn't that guy play the blind guy in Curb?

Yep, Michael. He had some great episodes. 

“What’s around you?”

“I’m looking at Rays Pizza.”

“Is it Famous Rays??”

“No it’s Original Rays.”


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Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream. Now feel my face.

How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me...

The washer fluid is NOT fine!!!


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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me...

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

KRAMER: Do you know how much that comes to? That's a nickel a day for 20 years. It's going to be $50,000

JERRY: It doesn't work like that.

KRAMER: If it's a dime a day it could be $100,000

Hey, you’re not talking that Michigan deposit bottle scam again, are you?


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What about sex?
She likes talking during sex.
Dirty talking?
No. Just chitchat, movies, current events. Regular stuff.

They put the Frogger with the toilet?

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What the hell was that?

Let's see if you get the twenty bucks back.

You know you could've thrown a pencil out the window and seen if that came back.

Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.

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On 9/15/2020 at 7:55 PM, McCroskey said:

“What’s around you?”

“I’m looking at Rays Pizza.”

“Is it Famous Rays??”

“No it’s Original Rays.”


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Original Famous Rays?

On 9/19/2020 at 3:18 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Original Famous Rays?

it’s just original, jerry!

you have a collect call from ‘HEY BUDDY DON’T SAY NO!!!!’

On 9/19/2020 at 2:18 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Original Famous Rays?

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s just original, jerry!

I actually reversed it.  He says Famous Original Rays.  Dammit.

What happened, did you pass the stone?!?

No, I tried to do a reverse hecht off my couch and I didn't make it.

Ma! Again with the ketchup? Don't they have them in the plastic squeeze containers?

Ooh, so...I understand you're buying new shoes now at Botticelli's.

Well, you know, we were just talking, and she mentioned how you're buying your shoes now at Botticelli's.

anyone can get into podiatry school, george got into podiatry school. 

Watching the first 2 seasons today.  George really overacted in the beginning.  Glad he grew into the character and played it less over the top as it went on.

-so you feel ‘women and children first’ in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion.

--to some degree...

-so basically it’s every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves.

--in a manner of speaking...

-well, it’s honest. 

You’re the Jerome with the tax problem...


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whoa whoa, no one’s getting married here.  we’re just, you know, having a good time...

On 9/22/2020 at 9:22 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Eat hickory!

It’s the wood that makes it good. 

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

Elevate your legs!

49 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

not metabolic acidosis, duh!!

7 hours ago, threesheets said:

Watching the ep where Elaine is dating Bob Odenkirk. Cameos from Jeter and Bernie Williams as George is taking bp and hitting bombs. 

 Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Yeah, ‘71. That was my first year on the job, bad year for libraries.


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3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Do you want to talk about hotels or do you wanna win some ball games?

4 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Yeah, ‘71. That was my first year on the job, bad year for libraries.


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Pee pees and wee wees!

Where were you during the poncho craze of eighty-four? I almost lost my house.

Well I got a news flash for you joy-boy: party time is over!

I think it's important to take note of roots and influences. 

I'm partial to the line, "One night in Cleveland, 0-0-0, goodbye streak, DiMaggio."

 

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