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15 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

Feels like an Arby's night........

I had the roast beef...

Not to worry, I'll tell the Maitre D it'll just be the three bulls.

Plus, I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel...

jerry’s got nothin, newman’s got nothin.  you’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawlin up my skin!

oh elaine, the toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.  the price?  your soul. 

I'm in Burma!...you most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.

That reminds me of the Haitian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side, have you?

Blueberry blackberry.

Blackberry boysenberry.

Boysenberry huckleberry.

Huckleberry raspberry.

Raspberry strawberry.

Strawberry cranberry.

Peach.

You're an errand boy.  Sent by grocery clerks...to collect on a bill.  

Charlie don't surf!  (wait, wrong show).

I think I can still get on the last fan-boat outta here...

51 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think I can still get on the last fan-boat outta here...

I'd be happy to Elaine but I will have to see this hat.

A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

this hat just bottles in the heat, I don’t even need a coat. it’s unbelievable!

-I don’t believe it. 

Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend enter into this holiest of unions?

No, no, no it doesn't. No joy no joy whatsoever. Just the whole think makes me . . sick ......

You know, Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees.

Yeah, I don't know what that means......

On 6/1/2018 at 5:07 PM, honolulu horn said:

A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts outside the World Trade Center.

Bob Sacamano?

He sells fake fur hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He sells fake fur Russian hats down at Battery Park.  $40.

Is it sable?

No, but the difference is negligible.  

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is it sable?

No, but the difference is negligible.  

Oh yea, I like this idea.

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Another win for Milos!!

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Well I have a picture. Imgur isn’t letting me do it. F-

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Another win for Milos!!https://imgur.com/a/t9NRmJY

elaine, I paid $200 for this racquet because he said it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log!

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