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Fredo was weak and stupid.  He shouldn't have eaten that key.

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I’m huge!

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

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Myra had the baby

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use an exclamation point.

Like the way I'm talking now...I would put exclamation points at the end of all of these sentences!  On this one!  And on that one!

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

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Hey, you keep that mutt away from me.

Mutt?!?  I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours.

Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. 

[Btw, I did know it. And I liked it. It sucks that Celestial Seasonings discontinued it. Same with Empereor's Choice. That was my most favorite tea of all time.]

she does stink and she should quit.  but I don't want it to be because of me, it should be the traditional route: years of rejection and failure ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

George!!! I’m hungry!!

Hang on ma, hang on.

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you have liver, kidneys, and gall bladder but no central nervous system. 

Yank it like you’re startin a mower.


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NoCR.....but you’re dead inside, If during the last four days of news, you didn’t say to yourself “go ahead...pick out anything in this room and I’ll lift it straight up over my head!”   

yea, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

they're day-olds, the homeless won't even touch ‘em. oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they, they test.

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It's a big building, Seinfeld, maybe I'll get to it someday. After I take care of the people who're civil to each other!

I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum.

Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?

You want me to take an overview?

Please.

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

You know the original title was going to be "What is it good for?".

HUH!  

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