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#3951

Fredo was weak and stupid.  He shouldn't have eaten that key.

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#3954
10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I’m huge!

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

#3955
12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

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#3960

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use an exclamation point.

#3962

Like the way I'm talking now...I would put exclamation points at the end of all of these sentences!  On this one!  And on that one!

#3968

Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. 

[Btw, I did know it. And I liked it. It sucks that Celestial Seasonings discontinued it. Same with Empereor's Choice. That was my most favorite tea of all time.]

#3972

she does stink and she should quit.  but I don't want it to be because of me, it should be the traditional route: years of rejection and failure ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

#3979

NoCR.....but you’re dead inside, If during the last four days of news, you didn’t say to yourself “go ahead...pick out anything in this room and I’ll lift it straight up over my head!”   

#3985

they're day-olds, the homeless won't even touch ‘em. oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they, they test.

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#3988

Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?

You want me to take an overview?

Please.

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

#3992

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

#3998
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

You know the original title was going to be "What is it good for?".

#3999

HUH!  

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