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#4052

So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job. Nothing. But I have to say I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't ask to think about the nose. But I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell myself, "Don't think about the nose, forget the nose." But I think about it. I look at her, I see...the nose!

#4054

Yes, they're crazy about him. There was one in particular, came around about two years ago. Looked a lot like you, professor. Could've been your mother. What was her name again? Uh, Ca...Carter? Kramer? That's it! Babs Kramer! Nasty woman. Many a night I had to throw her out on the street. Drunken stumble bum. 

That woman used to walk around here half naked sucking Colt 45 from a can, her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hoes up to her knees, screaming down the hall, "Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape! And bring back that box of Danish!"

#4067

...and she a coquettish haberdasher 

(fun fact, that exchange between Kramer and the medical student was played by the same actor who would go to play Jin-Soo on "Lost" for several seasons)

#4071


Jerry:  That's my ticket!

Newman:  Is it?!  Ohhh, well if only you'd known, you could have saved some time
and given it directly to me! 

#4072
On 11/10/2020 at 9:10 AM, Biff Tannen said:

You got more cow here than here!

Give me some of those Sweet n Lows.

#4077

What day did you bring your car in?  

#4079

^ you didn't make the requisite grunting cackle sound. (or I think he does that when he says, "Yeah, like I'm gonna bring my car into a dealership for repairs."  ?)

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#4080
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^ you didn't make the requisite grunting cackle sound. (or I think he does that when he says, "Yeah, like I'm gonna bring my car into a dealership for repairs."  ?)

I guess I just assumed.

#4081

You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything!

#4084
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

There may be a problem with the phone hold on!

#4097

Well, what else? Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?

No, he didn't use 'man'.

I mean when he was leaving did he say I'm splittin' ?

No, but in one point he did use the bathroom.

Whoa!

Do you think that's a bad sign?

Yes!! Yes, that's what they do! They live in the bathroom!

#4098

An affair? Oh my God, an affair. I's so adult. It's like with stockings and martinis and William Holden. On the other hand, it probably wouldn't cost me any money.

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They just come to your apartment in the afternoon and have sex. And I am great in the afternoon. I'm at my sexual best between 3:00 and 4:30 and...that is the affair time. I could do very well at this. 

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#4100

Do you even Page 81, bro?

Pffft, handful of sunshine. 

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