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On 11/7/2020 at 11:23 PM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a gift.  It’s one of my powers. 

No one called me out on it, but this is wrong.

It's "I can tell.  It's one of my powers."

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His power is he can detect the slightest human suffering, as in when someone is uncomfortable at a party.  
 

his gift, however, is being a good Parker. 

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

His power is he can detect the slightest human suffering, as in when someone is uncomfortable at a party.  
 

his gift, however, is being a good Parker. 

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

Man, he’s so prolific!

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

his super power was lack of money

Lois Loan?  

Judge Reinhold as the close talker is one of the characters I forget about, but man, he is great.

And that Morty...I tell ya that guy is full of life.  He was convinced Monet was near-sighted.  I kept telling him.

Oh, and uh...two grape sodas. 

Elaine never liked Grandma Memma

I bet he acted all aloof like he didn't know me. 

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

 

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

 

Am I though?

Who's Ted Danson?  
 

I'm better than him! 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Who's Ted Danson?  
 

I'm better than him! 

You’re worse. You’re much, much worse. 

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

In his defense, he was repeating quotes within the first few pages of this thread back on shaggy so no, no he isn't. 

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In his defense, he was repeating quotes within the first few pages of this thread back on shaggy so no, no he isn't. 

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I'm sorry I can't stay for the second act

Do you know what kind of a doctor this must be if Dinkins knows him?

Rick is a Periodontist.  He does Giuliani's gums.  

/noCR..............I could make so many fucking jokes based on that one line.  

Damn, RIP Mr. Mayor.  We should at least send a card to Lloyd Braun who probably still feels bad about the nametag suggestion.  

Fun fact though to put a smile on this sad day---9/11 of Mayors, Rudy Giuliani appears in that Dinkins episode about the non-fat yogurt scandal (who knew it would be the first of several breakdowns in reality for Mr. Giuliani?).  If Dinkins had won re-election in real life, they were going to cut Giuliani's cameo scene and replace him with a Dinkin's aide (not Braun) who was to be played by Phil Morris (no relation to big tobacco).  They liked that the actor, Phil Morris, so much though that even though they cut his potential debut scene...he surfaces later in the series as one of the most beloved minor characters-none other than Jackie Chiles, Esq.  

So in our current simulation...Rudy beats Dinkins, Rudy gets the Seinfeld cameo, Dinkins passes away with a dignified reputation and is mourned by all of New York, Morris is passed over but eventually becomes Jackie Chiles and is still a cult favorite to this day and has gone on to a very successful acting career, Rudy now has a melting head and gives speeches to those interested in a career in the landscaping arts, and had his acting career not taken off---Phil Morris had planned to attend college 2 hours from where he grew up, our upcoming football opponent-the Iowa State University.  

To Mr. David Dinkins.  He's up where all the yogurt is fat-free.  Rest Well.  

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

RIP mayor dinkins 

He would have won that election if it wasn't for that meddling Seinfeld. 

THANKS A LOT YOU FUCK FACE

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the kid that played that actors on a few episodes always reminds me of Daniel Tosh.  

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hated that kid.

he was a little piece of shit. 

Just a couple gals out on the town, shopping and gabbing. 

Plus I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel.  

I've been working out.  Went from a size 40 to a 42.  I'm huge.

well, I gotta meet newman at the pet store. helpin him pick out a turtle. 

 I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!

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