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My last day of work before Christmas and I give to you the gift of the greatest Seinfeld Line Ever:

 

Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS

On 12/21/2020 at 3:14 PM, futureman said:

ELAINE BENES??

You know whose a man?  Charlie here, he's a man.

12 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

You know whose a man?  Charlie here, he's a man.

(whispers) I'm a man

That's what's so weird. He's not really whispering, he's like huffing the words out like he's trying to see his breath in the winter.  Between that, the toothpick, and the lip curl he does after his voice trails off.  Every year when we watch in on this date, I know it's coming, and my wife and I both have to pause it to stop crying.  

It's amazing that guy never got any other acting work after that, you'd think Larry could put him on "Curb" or something.  Meantime, the main counter guy is Tracey Letts.  He's gone on to a dozen major acting roles and won a playwright Pulitzer.  

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's amazing that guy never got any other acting work after that,

What are you talking about? It's JACK BLACK!

 

It is really curious to me that Jack Black's roles as the "Jack Black" we know now didn't really start until after "The Strike" episode aired.  It's like he stole that actor's future and moved ahead with it.  Colin Malone apparently is his name in real life, and in a kick to the nuts...he's not even credited as "Charlie".....it's "Sleazy Guy."  I know they do that for unnamed characters, but he's obviously Charlie.  And he's a man.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

That's what's so weird. He's not really whispering, he's like huffing the words out like he's trying to see his breath in the winter.  Between that, the toothpick, and the lip curl he does after his voice trails off.  Every year when we watch in on this date, I know it's coming, and my wife and I both have to pause it to stop crying.  

It's amazing that guy never got any other acting work after that, you'd think Larry could put him on "Curb" or something.  Meantime, the main counter guy is Tracey Letts.  He's gone on to a dozen major acting roles and won a playwright Pulitzer.  

He was a porn star, apparently. 

They nailed you on the 20g's?

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1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

They nailed you on the 20g's?

Busted cold. 
 

There was just a Seinfeld trivia on Instagram live and it was pretty damn good. One of the harder ones was what was George’s high score on frogger?

He says it, but the actual number on the screen next to GLC is more accurate  

 

I was talking to my aggy friend about our respective seasons after they found out they were going to the orange bowl. had to give him credit for this one. 

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you’re not a divorcée, you’re just separated. you’re a separatée. 

"Oh no, you've got to get downtown for the big project.  It's all downtown.  Just like the song says.  We're all counting on you."  

So the guy plays the Petula Clark song for his project downtown just like in Seinfeld's episode "The Bottle Deposit." 

Anybody remember what happens at the end of that 2-part episode?  Yep, a medium-sized truck starts on fire.  I mean, do I even need to get into the somewhat related episode regarding frustration with the phone company?  

I know it's Christmas and all, but organized religion is a sham.  We're living in a simulation.  That at least has a sense of humor.  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Anybody remember what happens at the end of that 2-part episode?  Yep, a medium-sized truck starts on fire. 

Incorrect.  That episode ends with Newman (Norman) running out of the farmer's house.  I believe you are thinking of Newman and the sewing machine on the highway, which is at the end of The Pothole.

No, the Pothole has an altogether different ending.  The Bottle Deposit that begins with George going "Downtown" for the big project, ends with Newman running over some discarded clubs and starting an explosive fire.  The Nashville Bomber (now using 3 names as evidence of his murderous attitude) stole this whole plot line.  

I really wanna attack this thing, ya know? Sink my teeth into it.

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, the Pothole has an altogether different ending.  The Bottle Deposit that begins with George going "Downtown" for the big project, ends with Newman running over some discarded clubs and starting an explosive fire.  The Nashville Bomber (now using 3 names as evidence of his murderous attitude) stole this whole plot line.  

Since we are clearly in an alternate timeline, I’ll accept this answer. 

Actually, can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?

12 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Actually, can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?

Hey!  Cocktail off the speaker.

We're going to a catered affair! 

People with guns don't understand!  That's why they have guns!  Too many misunderstandings!

uhhh...I'm a jokemaker 

Vicki Lewis gives me a raise. Or a rise, whatever. My god she was hot in NewsRadio. 

Because the radar detector, as I understand it, DETECTS RADAR!!

no no no, I don’t want any pay. I’m doin this just for me. 

You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000 or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?

You know, I was thinking if you're not busy, maybe I could get my meal today?

The soup counts! 

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