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7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

For sale, a big, juicy Van.

Interesting trades considered. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Interesting trades considered. 

It's all about tickling their buying bone.

Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris.

I made him up.

The Junk Mail is a seriously underrated episode.

The WIz. The Van. "We have a catered affair". The Mailman/Bucket.

Good stuff. 

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The Junk Mail is a seriously underrated episode.

The WIz. The Van. "We have a catered affair". The Mailman/Bucket.

Good stuff. 

I don't underrate it.  It's fantastic.

Jerry, the whole building is brick.

These are load-bearing walls, Jerry!

all right listen to me, I got a great idea. you're a heavy sleeper, right? why don't we switch apartments?

The bubble boy has a Temple of the Dog poster in his room. 
 

Also, how bout taking your top off?

49 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh god forbid you could discuss the Jumbles!

Mr. Tom Hanks would be disgusted by your behavior.

32 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Mr. Tom Hanks would be disgusted by your behavior.

I was between those 2.

Mr. Thomassulo likes to play dirty.  Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

the Massai bushmen wear these great sandals and we're gonna knock them off.  Not the Massai, the sandals.  

Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. People will be jumping out of windows after us.

No wine?  GET OUT! 

Merlot?  I've never heard of it...did they just invent it?  

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I’d like to have shoehorn hands. 

Underrated quote.

On 2/11/2021 at 3:19 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Mr. Thomassulo likes to play dirty.  Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

Well that didn't work. How about this? Ketchup and Mustard in the same bottle. 

Okay next bachelor is number, um 124 on your program. He's uh, he's a high school graduate.

Equivalent.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

Un-datable!

42 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Un-datable!

Then how are all these people getting together? 

56 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Then how are all these people getting together? 

Alcohol. 

On 2/13/2021 at 1:11 AM, Bash Riprock said:

Okay next bachelor is number, um 124 on your program. He's uh, he's a high school graduate.

Equivalent.

Do I hear, uh, five bucks?

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

18 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

Shit, we've already repeated so many, but that's not really the point (fuck you assholes).  This thread is more of a stream of consciousness for me.  My brain is mostly Seinfeld quotes.

3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

I really enjoy realizing the george moments that are clearly Larry David moments. 

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

I remember scrolling through the episodes on hulu and being on like season 8 and every single episode registered in my brain as a classic. every single episode of the entire decade-long show makes you smile and think to yourself about at least one funny interaction or dialogue or something or other. it’s absurd. 

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shit, we've already repeated so many, but that's not really the point (fuck you assholes).  This thread is more of a stream of consciousness for me.  My brain is mostly Seinfeld quotes.

My brain is filled with endless Seinfeld quotes with the Greatest American Hero message music in the background.

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The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

Because the murderer struck again!

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

I love that the one time they did the cliché NBC pre-episode advertising that said...” this week on a special episode of Seinfeld“.  In the fucking episode ended up having to do with soup.  Meantime that same special week of NBC programming offered a very special Cosby.  Where I guess in hindsight it was special because Theo learn something and Dr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybodyDr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybody

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Where I guess in hindsight it was special because Theo learn something and Dr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybodyDr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybody

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I've noticed the last few nights when I'm in the attic putting a space heater on various sections of pipe, that whatever I post seems to repeat itself (in part).  

I also seem to upset more people.  We're all getting saltier during this storm I've noticed.  Went to help some friends and neighbors earlier today with supplies and infrastructure help.  Then come home, got in attic, made some toddies, and decided to piss some surly folks off.  

I know there's a Larry David ERCOT episode in here somewhere.  "You know...it occurs to me that the 'Reliability Council' would have some counsel on being reliable.'  

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