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"Yeeeesssss...Kavorca."

Korvorca?

It is a Latvian word, which means, "the lure of the animal."

HELP ME FATHER, HELP ME!

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you know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price.

Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.

if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say enjoy the show. 

Watching the original Austin Powers for the first time in like 15 years at least.  There are so many Seinfeld characters in it.

Off the top we've got the Soup Nazi, Babu, the Wig Master, and the guy who hits on the Wig Master in front of Jerry.  Also, Elizabeth Hurley is so hot.

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also Robert Wagner, but he's been in everything

how do you know we're not together? two guys, sittin,' laughin,' drinking champagne coolies.

Have you been on the slide at Club USA? It’s...intense. 

I’ve got good news and bad news. And they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

Um, uh, I was wondering if you got a chance to look at that , um, biography of Columbus, I gave you?

Yes I did. Yes I did. ... Maureen this water is still too cold.

4 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.

Happy New Year!

Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Because I got a flash for you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!

10 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.
 

What's your definition of scary cold?

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's your definition of scary cold?

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

I know that's a George line, but I read that in Jack Klompus' voice. ALMOST 80 JERRY!

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JERK STORE

How the hell should I know what boxes?!?!?!

When Kramer goes back to work at H&H he puts his coat in the glass cooler with the bagels.  Always made me laugh.

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I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.

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whoa back it up, back it up. beep, beep, beep. tractor story?

beep beep beep?

Maybe we should eh-stomp you like you eh-stompa the flag?

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Lobo is right

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

Yeah, I never really got it.  I mean, Kramer yelling "caliente!" maybe?

Move it in. Move in everybody. Get your shrimp here. Shrimp on special today!

You know when you die, you’re gonna get some special attention. 

George: What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually.
Kramer: Does that bother you?
George: Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?
Kramer: Not at all.
George: You see, now, that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it.

 

I have a friend at work like this.  She's terrified of anything having to do with death.  She's also been holed up in an apartment for basically a year now.  I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

It's fabulous.

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