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Well Milos, it's a risk you take when you dabble in the flesh trade. 

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You know who’s a man? Charlie here, he’s a man. Me. I’m a man. 

Hey, what happened with my horse?  

STAN: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup.

KRAMER: What do you mean?

STAN: Have her try on the bra, see if it fits.

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Hey, what happened with my horse?  

He had to be shot.

Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.


There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!


No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down.


There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now!


No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

 

Postmaster General: "Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."
Kramer: "Yeah! Ha ha."
Postmaster General: "Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
Kramer: "I'm very, very sorry."
Postmaster General: "Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?"
Kramer: "Sure do!"
Postmaster General, receiving a salute from Kramer: "Now, that's better."
Kramer, seeing Newman walk into the office with a bucket on his head,
escorted by a security man: "Geez. Newman?"
Newman, whimpering: "Tell the world my story."

Cosmo Kramer confronted by the Postmaster General (Wilford Brimley)

this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here

I just forgot to check

so if you could just spare me some....

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We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.

probably my fave seinfeld quote ever.

I think Frank's quotes are always the best.


Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War.
3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War.

 

Understood. Still think Franks' quotes are the best.

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Hellllooooo! I just got hit with a giant ball of oiiilllllll!

Are we still doing the voice?

You kept making all the stops???


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Where do you think you’re going, Cracker Jack?


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a four-pound can of black olives.  that’s a staple?

-lindsay olives, jerry. 

You did that?

yep...really didn’t take that long either 

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think Frank's quotes are always the best.

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"

Who buys an umbrella anyway? Y..you get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
"That's perverse!"

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Whatever happened to Moochie?

He's dead.

 

21 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

jerry, I lied.  I’m only the assistant manager.  

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

jerry, I lied.  I’m only the assistant manager.  

That's not gonna be good for business.

By the way...Happy June 14th to all of our Seinfeld followers. 

Never forget what happened on June 14th, 1987

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Nice game, pretty boy.


It WAS McDowell.


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She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody.
Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!

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