June 7, 20187 yr STAN: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup. KRAMER: What do you mean? STAN: Have her try on the bra, see if it fits.
June 8, 20187 yr Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down. There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now! No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!
June 8, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: Oh, no, no, no. That's exactly how you said it was going down. There's another way it can go down, and it's going down right now! No. You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know! Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
June 8, 20187 yr Postmaster General: "Kramer, I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door." Kramer: "Yeah! Ha ha." Postmaster General: "Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf." Kramer: "I'm very, very sorry." Postmaster General: "Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Kramer?" Kramer: "Sure do!" Postmaster General, receiving a salute from Kramer: "Now, that's better." Kramer, seeing Newman walk into the office with a bucket on his head, escorted by a security man: "Geez. Newman?" Newman, whimpering: "Tell the world my story."
June 13, 20187 yr this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some.... Edited June 13, 20187 yr by pokeNbeans
June 13, 20187 yr We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.
June 13, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that. probably my fave seinfeld quote ever.
June 13, 20187 yr I think Frank's quotes are always the best.Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War.
June 13, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said: Elaine’s dad. Frank was a cook in the Korean War. Understood. Still think Franks' quotes are the best.
June 13, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Hellllooooo! I just got hit with a giant ball of oiiilllllll! Are we still doing the voice?
June 14, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: I think Frank's quotes are always the best. "They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them." "That's perverse!"
June 14, 20187 yr Who buys an umbrella anyway? Y..you get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
June 14, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said: "They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them." "That's perverse!" Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
June 14, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Whatever happened to Moochie? He's dead. 21 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said: Not fast food, good food served quickly. jerry, I lied. I’m only the assistant manager.
June 14, 20187 yr 37 minutes ago, futureman said: jerry, I lied. I’m only the assistant manager. That's not gonna be good for business.
June 14, 20187 yr By the way...Happy June 14th to all of our Seinfeld followers. Never forget what happened on June 14th, 1987
June 14, 20187 yr Jerry on Between Two Ferns: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Jerry Seinfeld & Cardi B from Zach Galifianakis
June 18, 20187 yr She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
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