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Lemme tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek?...I lost it.

What is with that?!

Well, it's coughing, Jerry. It expels the diseased germs out of the body...into the air.

That should have been used in PSA’s for the last year. 

I understand you’re buying your shoes now at boticelli’s. 

A  lifetime ago, I used to volunteer at Cal Farley's Girlstown.  A lovely child, maybe 15, told me one time " Dr. B-I burn when I yearn".  Took me a while to break that down to painful urination due to cystitis.  She "urine'd".

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

A  lifetime ago, I used to volunteer at Cal Farley's Girlstown.  A lovely child, maybe 15, told me one time " Dr. B-I burn when I yearn".  Took me a while to break that down to painful urination due to cystitis.  She "urine'd".

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24 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

What is this, oak?
I think it's pine.
Pine is good.

You got a greeting, starts with an H, how's 20 bucks sound?

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You got a greeting, starts with an H, how's 20 bucks sound?

I'll take it!

We share it with Pace Electronics, it’s disgusting!

You know, you got a great John Houseman name. Alec Beeeeeeeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg? 

59 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know, you got a great John Houseman name. Alec Beeeeeeeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg? 

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

Pretty sure he was a producer.

Also, the episode where Jerry invited a girl (Amanda Peet) to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, discovered that she had a live-in boyfriend was based on a true story. You know the episode when Jerry was dating the really hot chick who could get him out of a speeding ticket or into a sold out show? One of the writers asked that actress to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, found she had a live-in boyfriend. She just wanted to go to the Oscars. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

same with steven koren. 

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pretty sure he was a producer.

Also, the episode where Jerry invited a girl (Amanda Peet) to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, discovered that she had a live-in boyfriend was based on a true story. You know the episode when Jerry was dating the really hot chick who could get him out of a speeding ticket or into a sold out show? One of the writers asked that actress to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, found she had a live-in boyfriend. She just wanted to go to the Oscars. 

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

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Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

Yes, yes she did.  College Biff was very happy about that.  Actually, 38 year old Biff is very happy about that too.  Real and spectacular.

15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

bro stay in your lane GIF by BBALLBREAKDOWN

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how the hell did you know this?

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

how the hell did you know this?

I loved that episode and noticed him in a Geico commercial awhile back. 

Man, the character of Toby was fucking insane.  That actress was perfect.  I can't imagine her casting reading.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

Also, I found out that Rachel from The Hamptons (Melanie Smith) was ACTUALLY topless in 1993's The Baby Doll Murders.  Open an incognito window and image search it.  You're welcome.

Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist...

They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, I found out that Rachel from The Hamptons (Melanie Smith) was ACTUALLY topless in 1993's The Baby Doll Murders.  Open an incognito window and image search it.  You're welcome.

Oh it was Jane topless in the episode. But my point remains. 

I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

Wouldn't you...like to help...

Damnit!  

How about "Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone...like me.  Please." ???

also, once again "Seinfeld" the show predicts the future.  Jerry references keeping good personal distance from people in public.  Specifically at the urinal and at the ATM.  Nothing revelatory about that, but he specifically mentions a distance for both instances.......Yep, "6 feet apart."  

 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where will you stay?

An apartment complex, uh, the Eiffel Towers.

lulz. I was just watching this episode a couple days ago and recorded this exchange and sent it to my brother.

 

Who among us hasn’t snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

On 3/11/2021 at 3:10 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

I'd give her a counterclockwise swirl....

4 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

I'd give her a counterclockwise swirl....

That's my finishing move!

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