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On this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Luuucy Show...Here's Lucy.

that damn delicatessen!

If you were a woman, would you go out with him?

If I was a woman, I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.

Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown is probably my favorite non-recurring character in the entire series.  So good.

You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES MAN!

And then he's sitting there after the fire with only one giant shoe on.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown is probably my favorite non-recurring character in the entire series.  So good.

You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES MAN!

And then he's sitting there after the fire with only one giant shoe on.

Doesn’t really make sense since he just said he didn’t know who Bozo the Clown was. Suddenly he accuses George of being hung up on some clown from the 60’s? Apparently he was lying about not knowing who Bozo was. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Doesn’t really make sense since he just said he didn’t know who Bozo the Clown was. Suddenly he accuses George of being hung up on some clown from the 60’s? Apparently he was lying about not knowing who Bozo was. 

Yes, I've had this argument in my brain before and I've decided to just let it go.

Three clown archetypes are physically displayed on Seinfeld (plus the time Bozo was referenced).  

There is Favreau's birthday party clown, kind of a mashup of whiteface and Auguste. 

There are two others.  A hint on one of the two---the Opera.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Three clown archetypes are physically displayed on Seinfeld (plus the time Bozo was referenced).  

There is Favreau's birthday party clown, kind of a mashup of whiteface and Auguste. 

There are two others.  A hint on one of the two---the Opera.  

Jerry's clown checks the other one?

We don't ever see that clown though.  Although the children seem to enjoy it.  

Pagliacci, the great sad tragic clown. Like Jerry!


Clowns at the circus where Kramer passed the stone too. 

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pagliacci, the great sad tragic clown. Like Jerry!


Clowns at the circus where Kramer passed the stone too. 

Well I guess if I’m the Miana...

Yea, the clown on the check. But I was referring to real characters dressed as clowns.  

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

A crazy clown is after you?  Oh that’s rich. 

Louis Lewis from Curb.

Some of us Surly guys should write a Seinfeld fan fiction. That would be fun. I know I could do it, because I had foot surgery and have no life.

14 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Some of us Surly guys should write a Seinfeld fan fiction. That would be fun. I know I could do it, because I had foot surgery and have no life.

frank costanza seinfeld GIF by HULU

16 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Some of us Surly guys should write a Seinfeld fan fiction. That would be fun. I know I could do it, because I had foot surgery and have no life.

I feel like this had been done. maybe Lobo?  but I’ve read original surly scripts. maybe shaggy scripts.

So what if they have lobster? Suddenly you’re a shellfish connoisseur?

53 minutes ago, futureman said:

I feel like this had been done. maybe Lobo?  but I’ve read original surly scripts. maybe shaggy scripts.

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld/ is great.

Nah not me, I think we wrote out like a 10-15 line dialogue between a couple characters awhile back, but never a full scene, let alone a full episode.  

Another thing Larry David never gets enough credit for, is he is the absolute master of denouement.  From Seinfeld to Curb Your Enthusiasm, nobody does comedic denouement like Larry.  He's probably the best overall master of it in terms of writing, since Shakespeare.  But Larry's shit is funny, which is harder to do.  Palace intrigue, cross-dressing, and love trysts---not that scintillating.  But what Larry does, there is literally nobody else in the world that can do that.  Sure his writer's room and casts help it take shape and punch up the jokes---but it's Larry's universe collapsing in on itself time and time again, in sublimely hilarious fashion.  I'm probably delusional, but I've spent time with enough writers, comics, and Twain award folks, I think I could hang in a Seinfeld or Curb writer's room for a couple hours (as could some of you).....but what Larry does with the invisible plot line is like if George Carlin and M. Night Shamalyan made an art baby.  

58 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Nah not me, I think we wrote out like a 10-15 line dialogue between a couple characters awhile back, but never a full scene, let alone a full episode.  

Another thing Larry David never gets enough credit for, is he is the absolute master of denouement.  From Seinfeld to Curb Your Enthusiasm, nobody does comedic denouement like Larry.  He's probably the best overall master of it in terms of writing, since Shakespeare.  But Larry's shit is funny, which is harder to do.  Palace intrigue, cross-dressing, and love trysts---not that scintillating.  But what Larry does, there is literally nobody else in the world that can do that.  Sure his writer's room and casts help it take shape and punch up the jokes---but it's Larry's universe collapsing in on itself time and time again, in sublimely hilarious fashion.  I'm probably delusional, but I've spent time with enough writers, comics, and Twain award folks, I think I could hang in a Seinfeld or Curb writer's room for a couple hours (as could some of you).....but what Larry does with the invisible plot line is like if George Carlin and M. Night Shamalyan made an art baby.  

Great example is the end of the Marine Biologist.  

49 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Great example is the end of the Marine Biologist.  

AKA: The greatest 5 minutes of Seinfeld dialog. 

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Great example is the end of the Marine Biologist.  

she told me to go to hell! and I took the bus home. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Great example is the end of the Marine Biologist.  

That's probably the best one.  The second best one involving an animal.  (MAMMAL!)....was the squirrel, the Merv Griffin show set, the toys girlfriend, et. al.  

Oh, splendid. Welcome to the Institute for the Preservation of Motion Picture Costumes and Wardrobe.

Ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W.

You want the money for the big salad?

yeah, well, I'm sorry. The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints!

Holy shit, I just realized that Brody not only acts, but LOOKS exactly like my buddy's brother from college that I always felt awkward around.  He was older and bought us beer and stuff, but it was just like, man, why are you hanging around us?  Definitely would've been into bootlegging movies.

I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on. 

A pack of wild teenagers?  

On 4/23/2021 at 11:38 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

AKA: The greatest 5 minutes of Seinfeld dialog. 

That scene was rewrote the night before taping and Jason Alexander had just an hour or so to memorize and perform a multiple page monologue and nailed it. 

 

Edited by Bender Bending Rodriguez

If we deliver to you, then what?  85th Street?  Wall Street?  Mexico?  84th Street?

 

This one goes by really fast, but the order of the locations is hilarious.

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