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Oh her. She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn't speak English. My *ass* she doesn't speak English. Plays that freakin' "voo-doo" music, tries to hypnotize me. She thinks she's gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind. Well, I wasn't born yesterday. I may drop dead today, but I sure as Hell wasn't born yesterday. Now get the Hell out of my house...

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If you have the occasion to google/watch Elaine/Julia in her cheerleading outfit in 1989's "Day by Day" sitcom.  It's worth the search.  Even a few jumps to get an ass glimpse.  She was peak hot in late 80's, then again in late 90's, and then again on Veep. what a career...

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

If you have the occasion to google/watch Elaine/Julia in her cheerleading outfit in 1989's "Day by Day" sitcom.  It's worth the search.  Even a few jumps to get an ass glimpse.  She was peak hot in late 80's, then again in late 90's, and then again on Veep. what a career...


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Well done.  Now get an ass shot in that same sequence.  It's not the skimpiest bloomer but in 40 years in television...it's the best ass pic of my favorite comedic actress of all-time (for whom I also have a huge sexual crush)

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well done.  Now get an ass shot in that same sequence.  It's not the skimpiest bloomer but in 40 years in television...it's the best ass pic of my favorite comedic actress of all-time (for whom I also have a huge sexual crush)

I tried to. The video on YouTube is too choppy. When you pause and take a screenshot of Elaine she looks like a zombie because she's in mid-jump.

Yes, I remember.  My pediatrist said the same thing.  Good luck, we're all counting on you. 

10 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I tried to. The video on YouTube is too choppy. When you pause and take a screenshot of Elaine she looks like a zombie because she's in mid-jump.

just post the YouTube link. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

just post the YouTube link. 


I think I got the time right. I don't see a blooper though......maybe it's somewhere else in the video.
 

 

blooper?  I said Bloomer!  Goddamnit Kramer!

There’s something wrong with the key.
The key. doesn’t. work.



Get outa here with your knob.


You don't have a Mercedes .

I know . I just sort of leaned on it so it would look like it was.


Episode help---scene is Jerry's apartment.  Either a phone call or George necessitates that Jerry drive out somewhere far for some tedious task to help somebody.  Kramer happens to walk in as Jerry agrees and he gives Kramer this half-assed invite to come for a drive with him.  Kramer agrees before Jerry can finish the ask.  Jerry laughs and says something like, "I guess I coulda invited you just about anywhere right then, huh?"  And Kramer nod-clicks in agreement and they're off...

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Episode help---scene is Jerry's apartment.  Either a phone call or George necessitates that Jerry drive out somewhere far for some tedious task to help somebody.  Kramer happens to walk in as Jerry agrees and he gives Kramer this half-assed invite to come for a drive with him.  Kramer agrees before Jerry can finish the ask.  Jerry laughs and says something like, "I guess I coulda invited you just about anywhere right then, huh?"  And Kramer nod-clicks in agreement and they're off...

episode: The Caddy

it’s when george takes a vacation and leaves his car at yankee stadium because he thinks wilhelm sees his car there when he leaves at night and it’s there when he arrives early in the morning. he wants the promotion. “my presence in that office can only hurt my chances.”

and the line you’re asking about...

”You wanna go with me up to the Bronx and see if there's any flyers on George's car?” 

 

Edited by futureman

and no, that’s not from memory. but I remembered the line and used google to get the rest. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

episode: The Caddy

it’s when george takes a vacation and leaves his car at yankee stadium because he thinks wilhelm sees his car there when he leaves at night and it’s there when he arrives early in the morning. he wants the promotion. “my presence in that office can only hurt my chances.”

and the line you’re asking about...

”You wanna go with me up to the Bronx and see if there's any flyers on George's car?” 

 

Yep.  Nailed it.

Then what do you call it? People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t Cinemax. 

Well, it’s simple. You let out one emotion, all the rest will come with it. It’s like Endora’s box. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I renounce Judaism!

I think you were only in it for the jokes anyway.

There's part of me that still believes Julia Louis Dreyfus and Debrah Messing made out in that episode in an outtake clip that I still need to find.

Did we ever learn the details of the pachyderm story?  I don't think we did and it was supposed to just be some inside joke with the cast or something.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

There's part of me that still believes Julia Louis Dreyfus and Debrah Messing made out in that episode in an outtake clip that I still need to find.

Please pursue.

Yeah, I eat the whole apple.  Core, stem, seeds, everything.

Boy, one minute Elliott Gould is sitting on you and the next thing, you’re yesterday’s trash. 

“You know, sometimes I get the feeling George isn’t being completely honest with me.”

I know I’ve posted that quote before but it still cracks me up. Also, see the guy in the background just behind Puddy’s shoulder? That’s the actual Joe Mayo, a stagehand on the show.

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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“You know, sometimes I get the feeling George isn’t being completely honest with me.”

I know I’ve posted that quote before but it still cracks me up. Also, see the guy in the background just behind Puddy’s shoulder? That’s the actual Joe Mayo, a stagehand on the show.

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Who's this Joe Mayo?  Frankly, it sounds made up.

It’s also gold when Newman looks in through Kramer’s reverse peephole and sees Kramer using a back scratcher to scratch his chest. And then when Newman points out to Kramer that he needs to get dressed before they leave, Kramer goes back into his apartment to change and Newman looks back through the peephole. Plus, when he first looks through the peephole we see the couch made from an old car (which we also saw off to the side of the Merv Griffin set), but when Kramer opens his apartment door we just see that little hallway with the coat rack.

It’s just hysterically absurd. 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s just hysterically absurd. 

Solid description of Kramer.

I once talked to the reverend Sun Myung Moon. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy. Ever see that face on him? It was like a biiiiiiiiiig apple pie.

I’ve seen your type before: flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. 

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

Those are my everyday balloons.

*these

8 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Solid description of Kramer.

The 50’s jalopy couch and the layout of Kramer’s apartment were the work of the producers, set designers, and prop masters. But there’s no way Michael Richards wasn’t the one who came up with the idea of using the back scratcher to scratch his front.

Are you sure it was his front?  Because in a peep-hole, the image is reversed.  Much like the mirror at Play-Now:

 

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because in a peep-hole, the image is reversed.

 No it’s not. 

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