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Damn, 20 years.  Such a great flick.  Randomly watched it at a theater in Sweden and always reminds me of one of my favorite trips.  Come back home and a couple months later everyone is talking about it.  You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair.

Yeah Office Space came out when I was about 2 years in to the work force.  So it was pretty much perfect timing for me.

I got laid off from my public company cubicle farm job, slept in the next day and watched Office Space (on HBO I think) from my couch. I had never heard of the movie before that morning, and I remember being convinced that whoever made this movie used to have a shitty job just like me.

You know why working in a cubicle sucked so bad back then?  Because Surlytexas didn't exist.

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

You know why working in a cubicle sucked so bad back then?  Because Surlytexas didn't exist.

When DID Surlytexas exist?

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

When DID Surlytexas exist?

Back then.  Try to keep up.

Lundbergh runs a gotdam snowcone stand...

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

When DID Surlytexas exist?

That three minute window between Shaggybevo being handed over and everyone migrating to Surlyhorns 

  • 1 year later...

watching office space on the vice channel. so, the early scene where peter, michael, and samir are at chotchky’s and peter is so overwhelmed and he acts like he’s shooting the machine gun, and then douchebag waiter-boy walks up and mimics the gun before suggesting some shrimp poppers, pizza shooters, or extreme fajitas.  they edited out the finger guns.  finger guns, during the coffee scene in office space.  too risky.  because it’s threatening to people, I guess.  ok 👍🏼 

  • 1 month later...

On tbs right now. Prime Jennifer Aniston. Prime Mike judge. 

I think I’ll head down to that Baker Street where it was filmed and ask the hottest waitress if she wants to go bang it out over some Kung Fu. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'd argue she's still in her prime.

It's a long prime for that bird

Yeah, haven't seen her in a couple years but she is/was hotter at 50 than at 25.  Courtney Cox, too.  Phoebe was hotter back then though.  But hey, why can't we all be brothers? 

Is that still a thing when you hit the end of your early 40's?  

I did meet Aisha Tyler in real life in Austin for some "Archer" thing, and didn't realize she was on Friends for several episodes.  All I remember is she was gorgeous and was wearing slip-on shoes and she was every bit my height and at the time I was 6'1".  I'm shrunk down to 6'.5".  But Judge was somewhere in the vicinity because he was doing a panel on Silicon Valley.  Where does Judge live nowadays?  I thought it was Austin but he apparently still keeps a really low profile.  

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Yeah, haven't seen her in a couple years but she is/was hotter at 50 than at 25.  Courtney Cox, too.  Phoebe was hotter back then though.  But hey, why can't we all be brothers? 
Courtney Cox used to be great, but she got some bad plastic surgery and now her face looks off. I never cared for Phoebe, bit her sister Ursula was pretty hot.

Aniston is still a 10, she was especially sexy in Horrible Bosses. Can't believe Brad Pitt took Angelina over her. At no point in time was Angelina more attractive than Aniston.
On 5/27/2020 at 11:57 AM, Dutchrudder said:

Courtney Cox used to be great, but she got some bad plastic surgery and now her face looks off. I never cared for Phoebe, bit her sister Ursula was pretty hot.

Aniston is still a 10, she was especially sexy in Horrible Bosses. Can't believe Brad Pitt took Angelina over her. At no point in time was Angelina more attractive than Aniston.

Yeah but Angelina definitely is freakier in bed. 

On 5/27/2020 at 10:07 AM, Lobo said:

Yeah, haven't seen her in a couple years but she is/was hotter at 50 than at 25.  Courtney Cox, too.  Phoebe was hotter back then though.  But hey, why can't we all be brothers? 

 

I think the last thing I saw Phoebe in was that "Girl on the Train" movie that came out a few years ago.  She's definitely aged the most of the three while Aniston is apparently a vampire.

Believe that Aniston is at least a few years younger than the others but without a doubt she has aged much slower or the procedures work better on her.

12 hours ago, hornian said:

Yeah but Angelina definitely is freakier in bed. 

Jennifer is freakier in a private jet.

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jennifer is freakier in a private jet.

Wait. It’s coming back. Is that the one where she wanted the supposed HF poster to be iced down so it was like she was sexing a cadaver?

6 minutes ago, hornian said:

Wait. It’s coming back. Is that the one where she wanted the supposed HF poster to be iced down so it was like she was sexing a cadaver?

Did we just get a glimpse into hornian's dreams???

And that would be no...this is the "The One Where a HF Poster Who Was a Private Pilot Jumped On to Wrong Plane and Found Brad Giving Jen Pooper"

Edited by Surly Bevo

On 9/25/2018 at 10:14 AM, oSuJeff97 said:

Yeah Office Space came out when I was about 2 years in to the work force.  So it was pretty much perfect timing for me.

I had the unique opportunity to be working at TGI Friday's when it came out  (I was a senior in HS) and have since been in the office environment.  Full circle.  People ask me why I don't pay anyone to mow my yard.  Peter's relaxation at the end of the movie is one reason why.  

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Did we just get a glimpse into hornian's dreams???

And that would be no...this is the "The One Where a HF Poster Who Was a Private Pilot Jumped On to Wrong Plane and Found Brad Giving Jen Pooper"

Forgot about that. 

There was definitely a poster who had a story about the cadaver thing though. And then he was MIA for a long time after and people wondered if she had killed him to live the fantasy. I don't recall the poster though. 

On 5/31/2020 at 8:45 PM, hornian said:

Yeah but Angelina definitely is freakier in bed. 

undefeated for sure...

On 6/1/2020 at 1:16 AM, Tom said:

 

I think the last thing I saw Phoebe in was that "Girl on the Train" movie that came out a few years ago.  She's definitely aged the most of the three while Aniston is apparently a vampire.

Phoebe is in space force and looks every one of her 56 years.  If you saw her and Anniston together you'd think they were mother and daughter 

15 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Phoebe is in space force and looks every one of her 56 years.  If you saw her and Anniston together you'd think they were mother and daughter 

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21 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Phoebe is in space force and looks every one of her 56 years.  If you saw her and Anniston together you'd think they were mother and daughter 

She wasn't that great 25 years ago. 

She had a smoking hot body but they put Monica and Rachel in nipple centric shirts and tight dresses and dressed the Phoebe character in flowey, bohemian frump shit that Dan Patrick would like to borrow.  
 

Don’t care. I’d still take Phoebe on a trip to pound town, if only to distract her from the slings and arrows of surly 

  • 2 years later...
19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Walmart ad from today with some of the folks

And he’s aged rather well

 

 

Oh Ron Livingston is too big time for Walmart, huh? 

What about the guy that played Michael Bolton?

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Walmart ad from today with some of the folks

And he’s aged rather well

 

I know everyone loves to quote the "Two chicks at the same time" line, but my favorite is:

PETER! TURN ON CHANNEL 9! BREAST EXAM!

18 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I know everyone loves to quote the "Two chicks at the same time" line, but my favorite is:

PETER! TURN ON CHANNEL 9! BREAST EXAM!

I'm more of a "Look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

26 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm more of a "Look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

LOL that's great, too.

My favorite part of the "Breast exam" thing is when he busts into Peter's apartment and turns it on:

PETER: Jesus, Lawrence.

LAWRENCE: Sorry man, I thought you'd wanna see this...

:D

56 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm more of a "Look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

This is my favorite too, with the full lead in.

You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. 

6 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What about the guy that played Michael Bolton?

got a cameo for a buddy of mine from him.  looks nothing like him now.

On 9/9/2018 at 8:48 PM, jimmyjazz said:

An absolute classic.  Love the origin of "assclown".  At the time, it was pretty much an unknown phrase -- now, it's just part of the lexicon.

About 15 years ago, I was teaching a class at McCombs.  I said something derogatory about Jim Creamer.  A kid asked incredulously, "You don't like Creamer?!?!?" 

I immediately blurted out, "Creamer's an assclown!" 

The room roared and I was mortified.  No one complained and it wasn't mentioned on my teaching evals, so I survived it.

16 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

got a cameo for a buddy of mine from him.  looks nothing like him now.

Man you are not kidding....

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looked a lot worse than that in the cameo.  ill see if i can find it.

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Man you are not kidding....

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Why should I (emphasized) change my name.  Jes the one who sucks.

On 11/2/2022 at 3:16 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Walmart ad from today with some of the folks

And he’s aged rather well

 

I know the timing wouldn’t work out, but this would have been the best ad of the last several Super Bowls

  • 4 weeks later...
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Sorry the video in the OP got taken down, here's another link to it: 

 

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