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eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

The cartons are literally plates. It's what they were designed for.  So yeah, the people in TV shows and movies are doing it slightly wrong, but it's only because they aren't fully utilizing the cartons the way they were designed.

 

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

I've seen people eat straight from the container many times. I've never seen someone dump it on a plate to eat. Do you use fine China to be authentic or just some generic crap like a heathen?

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

10 minutes ago, mdleast said:

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

And the grocery sack is perfectly rectangular with no creases or wrinkles where there shouldn't be

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Come at the same time.

You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

So you can't make her come twice? Weird humblebrag.

36 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

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Come at the same time.

And after sex, for some reason, the woman becomes very bashful. She pulls the covers up to her neck, and then when she gets out of bed she takes the comforter with her, wrapped around about 98% of her body.
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1 hour ago, mdleast said:

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

what, no celery?  

eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   
Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

First thought: Aykroyd saying “This magnificent feast represents the last of the petty cash.”

Order a "beer" at a bar with no further specification.

 

 

 

Turn off the car every time they come to a stop in front of house, apartment, etc. 

Also, they never use ice.

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Great fucking movie

That I need to rewatch. Apparently I've forgotten a lot. I had to google Tom Wilkinson baguettes.

Amazing James Newton Howard score, too.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Come at the same time.

Watching different movies than some of us. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:


And after sex, for some reason, the woman becomes very bashful. She pulls the covers up to her neck, and then when she gets out of bed she takes the comforter with her, wrapped around about 98% of her body.

Never seen this, even in the BTS versions.  

If anyone in San Antonio likes local improv comedy for mature audiences, I recommend going to see “Holding Pattern” at the Blind Tiger comedy club this Saturday at 10PM.

tickets are $13 in advance.  
https://blindtigercomedy.club/events/5bc448ce-a826-4733-a229-884745bfa701

It’s a great date night option too… it’s a small venue with a full bar upstairs.

Anyway, I know a guy in this troupe and I thought I’d pass the word along.  You’ll laugh your ass off.

thanks for supporting local comedy 

/threadjack

 

6 hours ago, mdleast said:

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

This is a cinematic trick to prevent the audience from being distracted about what secrets could be in that bag. If you have a brown paper bag with a baguette sticking out of it then the audience just knows it's groceries without even thinking about it.

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

Your hand orgasms when you do?

10 hours ago, utee94 said:

Order a "beer" at a bar with no further specification.

 

 

 

Yeah or 'whiskey.'

13 hours ago, South Austin said:

Come at the same time.

This is too easy.

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The cartons are literally plates. It's what they were designed for.  So yeah, the people in TV shows and movies are doing it slightly wrong, but it's only because they aren't fully utilizing the cartons the way they were designed.

 

mind blow wow GIF

21 hours ago, Helobious said:

You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

Fake Fake Fake GIFs | Tenor

20 hours ago, lateshow said:

Turn off the car every time they come to a stop in front of house, apartment, etc. 

Also, they never use ice.

There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

50 minutes ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

Jurassic Park (1993) - Toilet death scene on Make a GIF

On 6/9/2025 at 9:53 PM, Gil Bang said:

eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

They assume it's how the goyim actually live. 

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Cops always lick cocaine to confirm it’s coke.

Do a line.  Like a real cop.

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going

Car commercials are really bad about this. 

8 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

Tom Hanks likes to drain his lizard in movies... 

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Shooting down a helicopter about a mile away with a pistol.

 

holding it with one hand.

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On 6/11/2025 at 9:13 AM, DallasHorn26 said:

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

 

A handful of extras in a movie about ancient Rome raise trumpets when the emperor rides by and play a fanfare sounding like the entire brass section of a big symphony orchestra (or the LHMB)

On 6/11/2025 at 5:56 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Shooting down a helicopter about a mile away with a pistol.

 

holding it with one hand.

Free-handing rifle shots. 

Guy holds a loaded gun pointed at another guy's face. Other guy smirks and doesn't take it seriously. Then gun guy cocks the gun. Now other guy stops smirking and is suddenly scared.

I would think just having the loaded gun pointed at my face would be enough for me to take the situation seriously.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Guy holds a loaded gun pointed at another guy's face. Other guy smirks and doesn't take it seriously. Then gun guy cocks the gun. Now other guy stops smirking and is suddenly scared.

I would think just having the loaded gun pointed at my face would be enough for me to take the situation seriously.

And why is the gun never cocked beforehand by the murderer?

3 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

And why is the gun never cocked beforehand by the murderer?

Safety first. 

Not super common but I’ve seen it a few times including recently (forgot the movie, but I know it was in one of the Terminator movies) - hiding keys on the sunvisor.  

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