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July 2019 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2020 Masters

July 2020 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2021 Masters since the 2020 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2021 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2022 Masters since the 2021 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2022 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2023 Masters since the 2022 Tuesday practice round was rained out

^^^
Lulz. Well that proves it. 
 

The odds of getting Masters tickets once is .55%. You math nerds feel free to correct me but the odds of it happening 4 times in a row would be something like 9e-10. In layman’s terms, those odds would make winning Powerball seem like a lock. 

Edited by TonyTexas

“Bless your heart, dirty pleb, and fuck off.”

2 hours ago, field said:

July 2019 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2020 Masters

July 2020 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2021 Masters since the 2020 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2021 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2022 Masters since the 2021 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2022 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2023 Masters since the 2022 Tuesday practice round was rained out

Wow… I need a pallet of PB to go with all my jelly. That’s awesome, sir.

You got lottery numbers you’d like to share? The odds of hitting Augusta four years running has to be smaller than winning Mega Millions.

3 hours ago, field said:

July 2019 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2020 Masters

July 2020 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2021 Masters since the 2020 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2021 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2022 Masters since the 2021 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2022 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2023 Masters since the 2022 Tuesday practice round was rained out

🖕
and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Edited by conVINCEd

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

🖕
and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

I agree with him. Been putting it in for God since forever. Not even a sniff

To be fair, he really only hit once (2019) and then had the worst possible luck with 2020, 2021 and 2022.

5 hours ago, field said:

July 2019 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2020 Masters

July 2020 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2021 Masters since the 2020 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2021 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2022 Masters since the 2021 Masters didn't have patrons

July 2022 - Congratulations, you've been selected for four Tuesday practice round tickets for the 2023 Masters since the 2022 Tuesday practice round was rained out

Same story for my Monday tickets this year. Was selected in the lottery in 2019, but had to wait until this year to be able to use them.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown | WXXI

Thank you for your 2023 ticket application. We have now completed the selection process for available tickets to the Masters Tournament, Augusta National Women's Amateur, and Drive, Chip and Putt National Finals. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year.

14 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

^^^
Lulz. Well that proves it. 
 

The odds of getting Masters tickets once is .55%. You math nerds feel free to correct me but the odds of it happening 4 times in a row would be something like 9e-10. In layman’s terms, those odds would make winning Powerball seem like a lock. 

I'm thinking he didn't win 4 years in a row, they have allowed those 2020 tickets to now roll forward to 2023. Still my 25+ years of failure just look at that and weep. 
Somehow, I think the Masters can tell that I'm a public course guy and they don't really need my kind on their hallowed grounds. I mean there is no way I'm spending $5,000 on souvenirs. 
Oh well there is always next year....you would think at some point I'd win just on pity points.

I didn't even get a rejection email. Fucking assholes. At least acknowledge that I'm a loser!

7 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Fuck it I’m just buying tickets this year

Denied again, thinking about doing that next year, too.

First time applying was in 2015.

Next year, I'll just apply for 1 ticket in the practice rounds.

55 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I didn't even get a rejection email. Fucking assholes. At least acknowledge that I'm a loser!

Don't despair.  My rejection email just hit!

59 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I didn't even get a rejection email. Fucking assholes. At least acknowledge that I'm a loser!

Found my rejection letter in the Promotions section of my gmail.

21 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Found my rejection letter in the Promotions section of my gmail.

A tradition like no other!

10 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown | WXXI

Thank you for your 2023 ticket application. We have now completed the selection process for available tickets to the Masters Tournament, Augusta National Women's Amateur, and Drive, Chip and Putt National Finals. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year.

What a coincidence!  I got the same message…..now, 11 years in a row.  I’ll be dead at this rate.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I didn't even get a rejection email. Fucking assholes. At least acknowledge that I'm a loser!

Ok….you are a loser!

5 hours ago, Skipper said:

Don't despair.  My rejection email just hit!

I'm still anxiously waiting on my rejection to come in.  Figure it will be tomorrow or over the weekend. 

My arrived early this morning. Rejection streak still going.

  • 2 months later...

Okay, looking for pointers.  "Won" 2 tickets to Monday's practice round and airfare in a charity silent auction last night.  I know we need to get on the hotel really quickly, so that'll be today most likely.  Is there a shuttle system that runs around or do you just walk from the hotel?  Not sure that we'll play any golf while out there, but other tips are appreciated. 

1 hour ago, Catpfish said:

Okay, looking for pointers.  "Won" 2 tickets to Monday's practice round and airfare in a charity silent auction last night.  I know we need to get on the hotel really quickly, so that'll be today most likely.  Is there a shuttle system that runs around or do you just walk from the hotel?  Not sure that we'll play any golf while out there, but other tips are appreciated. 

Load on up on stuff in the gift shop. They'll ship it home for you. 

3 hours ago, Catpfish said:

Okay, looking for pointers.  "Won" 2 tickets to Monday's practice round and airfare in a charity silent auction last night.  I know we need to get on the hotel really quickly, so that'll be today most likely.  Is there a shuttle system that runs around or do you just walk from the hotel?  Not sure that we'll play any golf while out there, but other tips are appreciated. 

Call your credit card company and have them increase your credit limit before going to the gift shop.

5 hours ago, Catpfish said:

Okay, looking for pointers.  "Won" 2 tickets to Monday's practice round and airfare in a charity silent auction last night.  I know we need to get on the hotel really quickly, so that'll be today most likely.  Is there a shuttle system that runs around or do you just walk from the hotel?  Not sure that we'll play any golf while out there, but other tips are appreciated. 

I have heard that Monday is a terrible day to go; you should save yourself the expense and give them to someone on Surly

ill take them, if you can't go 

ups and fedex are right by the gift shops.

On 10/14/2022 at 12:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

ups and fedex are right by the gift shops.

ummm, no.

  • 7 months later...
3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Bump - just a reminder ticket applications open tomorrow.

It is a disappoint like no other - 25+ years, I can't stop now

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Bump - just a reminder ticket applications open tomorrow.

It's already open

 

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

  • 2 weeks later...

Bump.  4 days left if you missed this thread at the top of the month

  • 1 month later...

congrats you guys!

first year I missed applying, guess I missed the email application

And, now, I just realize that I'm going to be in Hawaii.  We had four people get in the lottery with the agreement that if someone won practice round tickets, we'd all go, so at least it works out for them. I feel like Al Bundy with the luck 

Just now, Catpfish said:

 

 

Edited by Catpfish
apparently, I don't know how to edit

Well shit, back to the losers bracket for me.

Still some great 2023 memories with my dad I won't forget.

 

Feels like we have more winners this year.  I am not one of them.

I’ve been 3 times to the tournament but also put in for the lottery every year so other family members can go for the first time.

Rejected again. Is this what it’s like to be an Aggy when every time you say next year is our year?

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