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  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Anyone that traded Kamara for Kupp at any point this season is a dumbass. 

  • Johnny Sack
    Johnny Sack

    Had Gurley.  Picked up Kelly last week due to injury.   Of course they use Anderson instead.   Have been decimated by injuries.   Aaron Jones, Emmanuel Sanders, Kerryon Johnson and Gurley  

  • Jameis & Sanders 

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7 hours ago, spystud13 said:

White hasn’t had a bad game yet. 

 

*Knocks on wood. 

We’re good, bros. 

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17 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Trade proposal today:

Give: Kamara

Get: AB, Thielen

Kamara is only averaging 3pts less than both of them combined, but Ingram is back. My current WRs aren’t HORRIBLE but are banged up (Hilton, Baldwin, Corey Davis, Agholor, Sanu, Lockett) 

Thoughts?

No

Std need 2:

AD v Saints

Lindsay v Jets

Kerryon v Pack

Collins v Browns

Currently, I have AD at RB2 and Lindsay at flex.  Thoughts?

18 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Nyheim Hines fucking rules. LOL

 

 

Scored more than he was projected but i wish he would've broke that last tackle in the 4th cause he was home free. So close.

 

Flex options:

Marvin Jones or Matt Breida? Both have big fat Q's next to there names. 

3 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Rodgers/Cousins.  

 

Rodgers is running out of guys that can catch but Philly's D is pretty good.  

Minnesota is going to throw it 45+ times. Kirk will get you 30.  You’re better than this.

13 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Breida 

My thinking too

Backup question:  Bernard (out 2-4 wks) or Chubb?  My other RBs are Mixon, Hunt, R Freeman, Hines.  

In a dynasty league and have Mahomes, Watson and Roethlisberger. Leaning towards starting Big Ben against Atlanta due to their horrid defense. Thoughts?

I’ve got a similar quandary with Big Ben and Matty Ice.

The latter has been on fire, but both likely put up big numbers today...

Nice of Conner to pick this week to throw up 31. Fucker. 

 

And these are Crowell’s 5 weeks right now... 

22
4
17
0.5
25.5

 

Not sure when Mason Crosby started kicking, but it's safe to say he's never had a day this bad.  1/5 FGs, 0/1 PATs.  

That goddamn 103-yd int return by NYJ on the last play of the game that got tackled/fell down at the 1 cost me 16 fucking pts in a matchup that will likely be decided by far less. 

 

Un-fucking-real. 

Cooks getting his bell rung is hurting me.  Goff is reverting to his rookie season too... Unbelievable how pro QBs can't deal with noise.

 

Down27 points with SWaim tonight and Ingram tomorrow.

Outside shot at still pulling this week off...

I'll take my 156 points this week. Thank you very much.

My opponent hung 155 on me, really enjoyed it. 

 

And would only be down 5.5 with Reed left tomorrow in the other league if that goddamn DB had just run straight. 

Is going 2-0 damn near impossible in this stupid game?

Seems like those odds are like 15%, 1-1 40%, 0-2 45%

well i have a decision. i am up by 13. ppr league. opponent has one player, Michael Thomas. i have one player left. a running back. I have two choices, Mark Ingram or Adrian Peterson. Ingram kicked ass for me last year, even with Kamara doing so good. Worried how they will use him his first game back. But also worried about Peterson against the Saints. They are good against the run and if their offense is clicking Washington could be in abandon the run mode. leaning towards Ingram.

10 hours ago, po elvis said:

well i have a decision. i am up by 13. ppr league. opponent has one player, Michael Thomas. i have one player left. a running back. I have two choices, Mark Ingram or Adrian Peterson. Ingram kicked ass for me last year, even with Kamara doing so good. Worried how they will use him his first game back. But also worried about Peterson against the Saints. They are good against the run and if their offense is clicking Washington could be in abandon the run mode. leaning towards Ingram.

I'd go Ingram.

Minnesota is going to throw it 45+ times. Kirk will get you 30.  You’re better than this.

Ahem....
I chose Rodgers. You can’t trust people from the mail room.
1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Ahem....
I chose Rodgers. You can’t trust people from the mail room.

Yup. I’ll take two doses of crow thank you.

16 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Is going 2-0 damn near impossible in this stupid game?

Seems like those odds are like 15%, 1-1 40%, 0-2 45%

I'm beginning to think going Costanza and doing opposite of your instincts is the way to go in FF. Wasn't feeling it this year, drafted unprepared and drunk as hell. NFL.com projected me at 2 wins. Now 5-0, with a 100 point plus lead on the next highest scoring team. Shit is so ridiculously random. Letting my dog draft for me next year.

let me borrow your dog after youre done.

 

and cool. Ingrim stealing lord Kamaras TD's.  like it mattered. I always already losing by 75

29 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

When did Jordan Reed die? Vernon is playing way more. 

When I drafted him to my FF team.

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

let me borrow your dog after youre done.

 

and cool. Ingrim stealing lord Kamaras TD's.  like it mattered. I always already losing by 75

Seriously. Go fuck yourself Payton you sack of monkey shit 

Surprised they pulled Brees before he tried for #500.  Glad they did, my opponent was behind by 3 points, looks like I'll squeak out the win with the 2nd least amount of points in the league this week.  Move to 5-0.  Better to be lucky than good sometimes.

3 hours ago, Anton Chigurh said:

Yeah, hope that dude went with Ingram.

I still needed his last 2 carries to get me to a 121-120 win.

At that point I thought I might lose the whole week by 1 yard.

That near fumble almost sent me over the edge.  Now I am 5-0 with 4 different 3-2 teams chasing.  Hell yeah!!!

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Kamara banged up his knee a bit last week. Between that, the bye week next week and his heavy usage the first four games, I hope they were just saving him because he wasn’t needed. 

What a turd of a performance. I guess Washington showing up would have helped. 

6 points from 2 RB’s but still won by 13 to move to 5-0.
Same start as last season when I lost in week 17 due to drafting a whole new team that week.
Hate that week 17 crap.

so someone is suing because they and their child almost got hit by items he threw? come on. how does that work? the child is scarred for life now?

 

So is there any reason to hold onto Dez Bryant at this point?  I thought he would be picked up by now, but nobody in the NFL seems to want him, and he didn't even kneel.

Jamaal Charles was picked up by Jacksonville, I may put him on my bench just to see what he does.

What does Surly think?

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Lmao no. 

*Dez Bryant

as to JC. It’s a bench flier but I’d be shocked if he was productive in any capacity. 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

Drop Dez.

Jamaal probably isn't going to find his old magic, but if there's nobody else out there worth stashing, may as well trade Dez out for him.

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