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At first I was like, this needs to be in things that make you lol thread. Then 2:26 later I was like, no, it does not belong in that thread. 

In my early 20s while partying on a raft of boats in Devil's Cove, I had an epiphany. Chasing pussy is a gazillion dollar industry. There was a few millions dollars worth of boats tied up in Devil's Cove. All for one purpose. Getting laid.

Then I thought about cars and all the other toys that dudes buy. All for the purpose of getting pussy.

Everything is about pussy.

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

In my early 20s while partying on a raft of boats in Devil's Cove, I had an epiphany. Chasing pussy is a gazillion dollar industry. There was a few millions dollars worth of boats tied up in Devil's Cove. All for one purpose. Getting laid.

Then I thought about cars and all the other toys that dudes buy. All for the purpose of getting pussy.

Everything is about pussy.

I mean, some stuff is about not starving to death and some other stuff is about UT sports. 

She's definitely in my wheelhouse. Hasn't cum during intercourse so no pressure, lol. Again, wheelhouse.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, some stuff is about not starving to death and some other stuff is about UT sports. 

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I can't remember the last thing I did that wasn't to get laid. 

You can't remember the last time you took a shit? Do you need to like, see a specialist?

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

I can't remember the last thing I did that wasn't to get laid. 

started surly?

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

In my early 20s while partying on a raft of boats in Devil's Cove, I had an epiphany. Chasing pussy is a gazillion dollar industry. There was a few millions dollars worth of boats tied up in Devil's Cove. All for one purpose. Getting laid.

Then I thought about cars and all the other toys that dudes buy. All for the purpose of getting pussy.

Everything is about pussy.

Only because pussy is worth it.

The thing attached to pussy is a pain in the ass, however.

Good content I’d watch more. Btw who gives a fuck about getting laid if you don’t orgasm. That was lame. She was funny but desperate to get laid but can only orgasm alone? Sex sucks if you don’t get off, I’ll have none of it. 

I think that was a challenge for mankind to step up their efforts where her vagina is concerned.

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

In my early 20s while partying on a raft of boats in Devil's Cove, I had an epiphany. Chasing pussy is a gazillion dollar industry. There was a few millions dollars worth of boats tied up in Devil's Cove. All for one purpose. Getting laid.

Then I thought about cars and all the other toys that dudes buy. All for the purpose of getting pussy.

Everything is about pussy.

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